Advice Puppy thread

[Shibboleet The Annihilator]

Dear advice puppy,

There is this ridiculously hot girl who I am pretty sure likes me but I told her I was off the market and she told me she was too but she's been giving me fuck-me-eyes for months and keeps complimenting me on my looks. What should I do?

Sincerely,
-A guy who asks internet puppies for advice and writes run-on sentences

Thank you advice puppy!

A quick follow-up, if I may: Sometimes I shiver when I piss, is this normal? Is this some sort of STD?

[Richter]

Advice puppy, my head isn't thinking in usual human anymore.  What SHOULD I do?

[Cain]

Dear advice puppy,

There is this ridiculously hot girl who I am pretty sure likes me but I told her I was off the market and she told me she was too but she's been giving me fuck-me-eyes for months and keeps complimenting me on my looks. What should I do?

Sincerely,
-A guy who asks internet puppies for advice and writes run-on sentences

Thank you advice puppy!

A quick follow-up, if I may: Sometimes I shiver when I piss, is this normal? Is this some sort of STD?

[Cain]

I suppose not, maybe you should try pasting your face wearing a whimsical expression on a colorful background and answering people in bold caps-locked messages.

Too much effort.

[Cain]

Advice puppy, my head isn't thinking in usual human anymore.  What SHOULD I do?

[Nast]

Dear Advice Puppy,

I think my vision is degrading, and I feel the slow, deteriorating effects of time with every passing day. What should I do?

[Cain]

Dear Advice Puppy,

I think my vision is degrading, and I feel the slow, deteriorating effects of time with every passing day. What should I do?

[BADGE OF HONOR]

I suppose not, maybe you should try pasting your face wearing a whimsical expression on a colorful background and answering people in bold caps-locked messages.

Too much effort.

Aw thanks, but still too much effort. 

[Cain]

I have the template still.  Along with roflbot, its almost too easy.

That reminds me: must contact WOMP for cut out faces to use.

[Shibboleet The Annihilator]

Advice puppy, my head isn't thinking in usual human anymore.  What SHOULD I do?

Best thread ever?

[Vene]

Dear Advice Puppy;

How can this thread be more awesome?

[Iason Ouabache]

Dear Advice Puppy,

It's 1 am and my daughter still isn't asleep.  How do I remedy this situation?

[Dysnomia]

Advice puppy, what should I ask you next?

[Cainad (dec.)]

Advice puppy, what should I ask you next?

Advice puppy, how mad am I allowed to get that Lizzie took my favorite advice thread gimmick?

(Kidding, of course. I know exactly how mad to get.)

[Dysnomia]

Advice puppy, what should I ask you next?

Advice puppy, how mad am I allowed to get that Lizzie took my favorite advice thread gimmick?

(Kidding, of course. I know exactly how mad to get.)

HAY!