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Advice Puppy thread

Started by Cain, July 19, 2008, 01:42:12 PM

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hooplala

Advice Puppy,

I feel like my blog is pissed off at me, and yet I hate it too.  How can I patch this all up?
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)"
— Walt Whitman

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Cain

Quote from: Hoopla on July 30, 2008, 01:27:08 PM
Advice Puppy,

I feel like my blog is pissed off at me, and yet I hate it too.  How can I patch this all up?



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Vene

Quote from: Cain on July 30, 2008, 01:04:02 PM
Quote from: Vene on July 29, 2008, 02:07:53 AM
Advice Puppy, how can I suck less?


How should I kill myself?  I don't want to die in a pussy way.

Dysnomia

Advice puppy, who should I vote for in November?
It's all fun and games, till someone gets herpes.

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Shibboleet The Annihilator

Dear Advice Puppy

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Sincerely,
TTM

Rumckle

Advice Puppy,
What the fuck is with Christmas in July?
It's not trolling, it's just satire.

Pterodactyl Handler

Dear Advice Puppy,


How can I best annoy/destroy the pathetic worms living at the foot of my mountain? You know, the spags of this very forum.



Brutally yours,

Pterodactyl Handler X

fomenter

Advice puppy just how many trolls would a trolltroll troll if a trolltroll could troll trolls?
"So she says to me, do you wanna be a BAD boy? And I say YEAH baby YEAH! Surf's up space ponies! I'm makin' gravy... Without the lumps. HAAA-ha-ha-ha!"


hmroogp

Cain


Cain