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Started by Church of What's Happening Now, July 20, 2008, 08:28:02 AM

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BADGE OF HONOR

#15
July 21, 2008, 07:36:53 AM
Quote from: Nigel on July 21, 2008, 06:18:14 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on July 20, 2008, 11:51:13 PM
Quote from: Nigel on July 20, 2008, 04:22:29 PM
I am guessing seventeen.

Restrain your killer ovaries, Nigel.  He seems to be in the 1st phase of waking up, and is still running from one extreme to the other...and that can happen at any age.  Soon enough, he'll realize the hideous truth.

Seventeen isn't a BAD thing, necessarily... I mean, if it weren't illegal... ;)

Damn, lady.  :mittens:
The Jerk On Bike rolled his eyes and tossed the waffle back over his shoulder--before it struck the ground, a stout, disconcertingly monkey-like dog sprang into the air and snatched it, and began to masticate it--literally--for the sound it made was like a homonculus squatting on the floor muttering "masticate masticate masticate".

AFK

#16
July 21, 2008, 02:30:28 PM
Quote from: Church of What's Happening Now on July 20, 2008, 08:28:02 AM
We did our black Mass tonight.

Afterwards we were discussing the meaning of life and the topic of Moses and the burning bush came up. We have conclusive proof that the burning bush was a burning Marijuana plant.  After Moses gazed upon the  marijuana plant and its sacred fumes he heard the voice of God coming from the plant, and...

Perhaps he was crazy from the heat? 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

LMNO

#17
July 21, 2008, 03:15:53 PM
Did he have a fifth of anything and a jelley donut?

Dysfunctional Cunt

#18
July 21, 2008, 04:09:55 PM
I have, in my lifetime, smoked my share of the green.  I have never had any inanimate objects speak to me while high on the aforementioned green.

Now acid is a whole nother story, there was this duck..  wait, wrong thread for THAT! :lulz:

Anyway, I don't care why some sheep herder was talking to the bushes.  He was probably bored out of his skull or taking a piss or maybe he ate some cactus, I don't know, don't care and don't understand why it would be brought up here.....

LMNO

#19
July 21, 2008, 04:17:55 PM
From the SSOOKN:



"Syphillitic Enlightenment".




That is all.



[/SSOOKN]

Cainad (dec.)

#20
July 21, 2008, 04:28:19 PM
Quote from: LMNO on July 21, 2008, 04:17:55 PM
From the SSOOKN:



"Syphillitic Enlightenment".




That is all.



[/SSOOKN]

Syphilis didn't exist in that part of the world at that time, afaik.

LMNO

#21
July 21, 2008, 04:30:30 PM
ARE YOU CALLING A GRAND MASTER OF THE SEMI-SECRET ORDER OF KABBALISTIC NAVIGATORS A LIAR?

AFK

#22
July 21, 2008, 04:42:56 PM
uh-oh.  another Pariah.   :lol:
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Dysfunctional Cunt

#24
July 21, 2008, 04:47:47 PM
Quote from: LMNO on July 21, 2008, 04:17:55 PM
From the SSOOKN:



"Syphillitic Enlightenment".




That is all.



[/SSOOKN]

:mittens:

I was thinking that, I just didn't know how to put it quite as "nicely" as you did!!!

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#25
July 21, 2008, 11:26:38 PM
Quote from: Rabid Badger of God on July 21, 2008, 07:36:53 AM
Quote from: Nigel on July 21, 2008, 06:18:14 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on July 20, 2008, 11:51:13 PM
Quote from: Nigel on July 20, 2008, 04:22:29 PM
I am guessing seventeen.

Restrain your killer ovaries, Nigel.  He seems to be in the 1st phase of waking up, and is still running from one extreme to the other...and that can happen at any age.  Soon enough, he'll realize the hideous truth.

Seventeen isn't a BAD thing, necessarily... I mean, if it weren't illegal... ;)

Damn, lady.  :mittens:

:thanks:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

LMNO

#26
July 22, 2008, 01:25:23 PM
Quote from: Nigel on July 21, 2008, 11:26:38 PM
Quote from: Rabid Badger of God on July 21, 2008, 07:36:53 AM
Quote from: Nigel on July 21, 2008, 06:18:14 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on July 20, 2008, 11:51:13 PM
Quote from: Nigel on July 20, 2008, 04:22:29 PM
I am guessing seventeen.

Restrain your killer ovaries, Nigel.  He seems to be in the 1st phase of waking up, and is still running from one extreme to the other...and that can happen at any age.  Soon enough, he'll realize the hideous truth.

Seventeen isn't a BAD thing, necessarily... I mean, if it weren't illegal... ;)

Damn, lady.  :mittens:

:thanks:

[Uncle BadTouch]
pedo?
[/Uncle BadTouch]


LMNO
-Goose, Gander, et al

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#27
July 22, 2008, 08:28:50 PM
 :lulz:

Like I said, if it weren't illegal...
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Verbal Mike

#28
July 22, 2008, 10:30:51 PM
So it's not inherently wrong, just illegal? Huh.

;)
Unless stated otherwise, feel free to copy or reproduce any text I post anywhere and any way you like. I will never throw a hissy-fit over it, promise.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#29
July 22, 2008, 10:33:28 PM
 :lol: Not saying I want to change the law... but isn't whether it's wrong dependent on how hot he is? ;)
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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