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Re: She apparently likes me.
« Reply #75 on: August 03, 2008, 03:18:07 pm »
Calendula: Is not actually a troll.

Thats a shame.

Would you like to be one?

Well, I have been looking into various career options, lately. But how do I know if trolling is the job for me?  :?

Well, you can work your own hours and telecommuting is standard in the industry.  To start off with you'll be working as freelancer and will have to establish a reputation among tough competition, but once you get your foot in the door, you can start working with an experienced trolling organization and all the benefits that entails (collective security, access to scripts and browser bombs, aliases, intelligence, cheaper "your personal army rates").  Should you be able to get yourself to the top of the industry, you can command high fees and much respect in various corners of the web and IRL.

Downsides however include occasional run-ins with the law, late nights, caffeine addiction, threats, hacking attempts, the problems of keeping compartmentalized multiple identities, learning where to the draw the line and tub boy.

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« Reply #76 on: August 03, 2008, 04:48:33 pm »
Joy. So that would put me about on a level with the rest of you guys?

ABSOLUTELY.   :wink:

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Re: She apparently likes me.
« Reply #77 on: August 04, 2008, 02:28:51 pm »
Calendula: Is not actually a troll.

Thats a shame.

Would you like to be one?

Well, I have been looking into various career options, lately. But how do I know if trolling is the job for me?  :?

Well, you can work your own hours and telecommuting is standard in the industry.  To start off with you'll be working as freelancer and will have to establish a reputation among tough competition, but once you get your foot in the door, you can start working with an experienced trolling organization and all the benefits that entails (collective security, access to scripts and browser bombs, aliases, intelligence, cheaper "your personal army rates").  Should you be able to get yourself to the top of the industry, you can command high fees and much respect in various corners of the web and IRL.

Downsides however include occasional run-ins with the law, late nights, caffeine addiction, threats, hacking attempts, the problems of keeping compartmentalized multiple identities, learning where to the draw the line and tub boy.

This is so fucking win.  I suggest putting up a craigslist ad immedietely.

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« Reply #78 on: August 04, 2008, 04:38:46 pm »
I will do, just not immediately...

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Re: She apparently likes me.
« Reply #79 on: August 05, 2008, 11:54:22 pm »
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Eris is a MOTHERFUCKING BITCH. 

Or the fairies are. Or the Grand Sense of Humor that Rules the Universe. Somebody thinks I'm funny.

Since wandering into the Discordian pie-stand, I have observed the following:

-Weird shit happening....
I would say I like what you wrote, but considering how wonderfully friendly some people are around here to me no matter what I post, I'll refrain.

Here's a couple answers I've heard from Christians who believe Satan is everywhere waiting to get you (although I'm translating from God to Goddess, and from Satan to Greyface).  Choose one:

1) If your heart were truly right with Goddess, Greyface wouldn't be able to touch you like that.  If Greyface is able to get you that much, the reason you're having so many problems is because you aren't right with Goddess.  Your problems mean you're doing Bad!

2) Now that you're with Goddess, Greyface doesn't like it.  So Greyface is really going after you to try to get you back.  That's why you're having so many problems.  Your problems mean you're doing Good!
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« Reply #80 on: August 06, 2008, 12:46:09 am »
I would say I like what you wrote, but considering how wonderfully friendly some people are around here to me no matter what I post, I'll refrain.

We're that way with pedos.

Life sucks.  Wear a hat.
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« Reply #81 on: August 06, 2008, 12:56:25 am »
 
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"Threats should not be tolerated. They're demeaning, they're violations to human rights and no one deserves them."

 nice sig does it apply to under age girls?
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« Reply #82 on: August 06, 2008, 01:43:28 am »
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"Threats should not be tolerated. They're demeaning, they're violations to human rights and no one deserves them."

 nice sig does it apply to under age girls?

Yes.  It applies to everybody.  Even to you.  :)
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Re: She apparently likes me.
« Reply #83 on: August 06, 2008, 02:00:24 am »
I would say I like what you wrote, but considering how wonderfully friendly some people are around here to me no matter what I post, I'll refrain.

We're that way with pedos....

Life sucks.  Wear a hat.
Thanks for the hat-wearing advice in the second part.

As for the first part, ah, that old accusation once again.  How about if every time someone brings that up, I post a link to my response at http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=16668.131  (Because of how links work here, you may have to manually scroll down to post 131)
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« Reply #84 on: August 06, 2008, 03:00:39 am »
I would say I like what you wrote, but considering how wonderfully friendly some people are around here to me no matter what I post, I'll refrain.

We're that way with pedos....

Life sucks.  Wear a hat.
Thanks for the hat-wearing advice in the second part.

As for the first part, ah, that old accusation once again.  How about if every time someone brings that up, I post a link to my response at http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=16668.131  (Because of how links work here, you may have to manually scroll down to post 131)

Amazingly enough, you don't name any actual ages, do you?

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« Reply #85 on: August 06, 2008, 04:04:45 am »
I would say I like what you wrote, but considering how wonderfully friendly some people are around here to me no matter what I post, I'll refrain.

We're that way with pedos....

Life sucks.  Wear a hat.
Thanks for the hat-wearing advice in the second part.

As for the first part, ah, that old accusation once again.  How about if every time someone brings that up, I post a link to my response at http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=16668.131  (Because of how links work here, you may have to manually scroll down to post 131)

Amazingly enough, you don't name any actual ages, do you?




That would actually answering a question. Fuck him. Wait, I'm too old..........

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« Reply #86 on: August 06, 2008, 08:05:37 am »
Fuck you Uncle BadTouch, your response didn't answer shit. 
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Re: She apparently likes me.
« Reply #87 on: August 06, 2008, 02:00:26 pm »
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Eris is a MOTHERFUCKING BITCH. 

Or the fairies are. Or the Grand Sense of Humor that Rules the Universe. Somebody thinks I'm funny.

Since wandering into the Discordian pie-stand, I have observed the following:

-Weird shit happening....
I would say I like what you wrote, but considering how wonderfully friendly some people are around here to me no matter what I post, I'll refrain.

Here's a couple answers I've heard from Christians who believe Satan is everywhere waiting to get you (although I'm translating from God to Goddess, and from Satan to Greyface).  Choose one:

1) If your heart were truly right with Goddess, Greyface wouldn't be able to touch you like that.  If Greyface is able to get you that much, the reason you're having so many problems is because you aren't right with Goddess.  Your problems mean you're doing Bad!

2) Now that you're with Goddess, Greyface doesn't like it.  So Greyface is really going after you to try to get you back.  That's why you're having so many problems.  Your problems mean you're doing Good!


You old fraud.  You spout off how Old Skool you are, but the above post runs counter to all POEE Cabal teachings as found in the Principia Discordia.

Greyface is the embodiment of Order and Deadly Seriousness.  Eris is the embodiment of Chaos and Weirdness and Damnded Things That Can't be Cataloged.

To place the reasons for the Weird Shit happening to Cal on Greyface clearly shows your ignorance of the Old Ways of Discordia.

So STFU and GTFO.

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« Reply #88 on: August 06, 2008, 02:13:06 pm »
Shit happens.  Go to sleep, wake up, and try again. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

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Re: She apparently likes me.
« Reply #89 on: August 06, 2008, 07:13:40 pm »
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Eris is a MOTHERFUCKING BITCH. 

Or the fairies are. Or the Grand Sense of Humor that Rules the Universe. Somebody thinks I'm funny.

Since wandering into the Discordian pie-stand, I have observed the following:

-Weird shit happening....
I would say I like what you wrote, but considering how wonderfully friendly some people are around here to me no matter what I post, I'll refrain.

Here's a couple answers I've heard from Christians who believe Satan is everywhere waiting to get you (although I'm translating from God to Goddess, and from Satan to Greyface).  Choose one:

1) If your heart were truly right with Goddess, Greyface wouldn't be able to touch you like that.  If Greyface is able to get you that much, the reason you're having so many problems is because you aren't right with Goddess.  Your problems mean you're doing Bad!

2) Now that you're with Goddess, Greyface doesn't like it.  So Greyface is really going after you to try to get you back.  That's why you're having so many problems.  Your problems mean you're doing Good!


You old fraud.  You spout off how Old Skool you are, but the above post runs counter to all POEE Cabal teachings as found in the Principia Discordia.

Greyface is the embodiment of Order and Deadly Seriousness.  Eris is the embodiment of Chaos and Weirdness and Damnded Things That Can't be Cataloged.

To place the reasons for the Weird Shit happening to Cal on Greyface clearly shows your ignorance of the Old Ways of Discordia.

So STFU and GTFO.

DAMN IT!  Somebody finally caught me.  I was using the old Chairman Mao trick: "Cloak the revolution in the clothing of the past."  But as you found me out, I might as well admit it.  I'm really a Born-Again, Spirit-Filled, Pinko-Communist-Fascist, LeftWinged-RightWinger, Kabalan Neo Nazi Anarchist Discordian who's never even been to a Starbucks.
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