TicketGASM

[Cainad (dec.)]

We've all seen or heard of joke parking tickets, but this promises to be completely different. Why? Because these are Discordian™ joke parking tickets. This particular rant by TGRR, as laid out by Netaungrot, is the example used in this picture. For TicketGASM, more rants, short essays, and memebombs should be laid out in a format that can be easily stuck behind a windshield wiper and will look more or less like a parking ticket from a distance.

Credit for this idea goes entirely to Valerie LeFurston, who also suggested sticking such fake tickets inside real parking tickets for extra lulz.

[Cramulus]

Yo, this is a seriously great idea. Because with posters, you're guarenteed that somebody's gonna see it, but it's possible no one will read it, especially if there's a lot of text. But when you put a ticket on someone's car, you can guarentee that your pamphlet will be read. You only hit one person (as opposed to the random number of people who will see a poster), but you can be they'll see it.

Great idea, Cainad and Val!

We should get some fake looking tickets shopped up, with our text on them.

[Iason Ouabache]

Protip:  It would look even more like a ticket if you print it on bright yellow paper.