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The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on May 11, 2016, 03:38:06 PM
Much f'kin closer If the VIV ecosystem matures the way I think it could, I could see us getting there pretty rapid. Think price-comparison websites but applied to AI comparison AI's, nested meta-agents selecting ranked domain expertise. The utility is guaranteed off the charts and, sooner or later, some smart arse is going to come up with a good enough personality model to wrap it up in.

Remember, this is all based on my theory that it takes significantly less than human-level intellect to fool a human into thinking it is. (like a fraction of a fraction of 1%) If I'm wrong in this then I'll revise my guess from imminent to - shortly before the heat death of the universe.  :lulz:

A while ago, I suggested making an AI that isn't trying to emulate a human being.  Fuck the Turing test.  If that's what we need, we can just squat out more humans.

Plus, it would scare the poop out of everyone with a functional arachnid response.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Junkenstein

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 11, 2016, 06:48:44 PM
Quote from: Xaz on May 11, 2016, 11:45:17 AM
NASA discovers >1000 more planets

Yeah, I've been talking about that.  Or at least what lead up to it.

More related to the election thread, but I'm guessing neither are talking much about this or NASA in general? Unless I missed trump saying something about a great big dome too.
Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

Vanadium Gryllz

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 11, 2016, 06:48:44 PM
Quote from: Xaz on May 11, 2016, 11:45:17 AM
NASA discovers >1000 more planets

Yeah, I've been talking about that.  Or at least what lead up to it.

Yeah interesting stuff. Are they gonna continue looking or use the telescopes for something else now? What do they actually do where you work?
"I was fine until my skin came off.  I'm never going to South Attelboro again."

P3nT4gR4m

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 11, 2016, 06:50:24 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on May 11, 2016, 03:38:06 PM
Much f'kin closer If the VIV ecosystem matures the way I think it could, I could see us getting there pretty rapid. Think price-comparison websites but applied to AI comparison AI's, nested meta-agents selecting ranked domain expertise. The utility is guaranteed off the charts and, sooner or later, some smart arse is going to come up with a good enough personality model to wrap it up in.

Remember, this is all based on my theory that it takes significantly less than human-level intellect to fool a human into thinking it is. (like a fraction of a fraction of 1%) If I'm wrong in this then I'll revise my guess from imminent to - shortly before the heat death of the universe.  :lulz:

A while ago, I suggested making an AI that isn't trying to emulate a human being.  Fuck the Turing test.  If that's what we need, we can just squat out more humans.

Plus, it would scare the poop out of everyone with a functional arachnid response.

Totally. There's a ton of voices in the AI community who think "Human-level AGI" will be some kind of worthwhile and notable milestone. I can only attribute this obsession to hubris, all the while yelling "Why do we want to produce a simulated retard?" to anyone who'll listen.

The main lesson from all the progress in narrow AI (or, as I've taken to call it - "Actual Intelligence") is that, for all we have a seriously heavy-duty neural net, human brains are pretty much the worst fucking tool for any problem you want to solve. Turns out all you get when you scale up to 100-billion neurons is a system that can't concentrate on even the simplest task for longer than a couple of nanoseconds. Scale it back to a couple of million, however and it can actually drive a car without killing everyone in the vehicle cos it wanted to check Facebook. :lulz:

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Xaz on May 11, 2016, 07:02:50 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 11, 2016, 06:48:44 PM
Quote from: Xaz on May 11, 2016, 11:45:17 AM
NASA discovers >1000 more planets

Yeah, I've been talking about that.  Or at least what lead up to it.

Yeah interesting stuff. Are they gonna continue looking or use the telescopes for something else now? What do they actually do where you work?

I work at the Kitt Peak National Observatory.  Most of what we are doing these days is related to exoplanets.  I was thinking of writing a bit of a summary for geeks.

We also look for gigantic rocks that are aimed at us in the SARA dome, but sadly there don't seem to be any.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on May 11, 2016, 09:08:47 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 11, 2016, 06:50:24 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on May 11, 2016, 03:38:06 PM
Much f'kin closer If the VIV ecosystem matures the way I think it could, I could see us getting there pretty rapid. Think price-comparison websites but applied to AI comparison AI's, nested meta-agents selecting ranked domain expertise. The utility is guaranteed off the charts and, sooner or later, some smart arse is going to come up with a good enough personality model to wrap it up in.

Remember, this is all based on my theory that it takes significantly less than human-level intellect to fool a human into thinking it is. (like a fraction of a fraction of 1%) If I'm wrong in this then I'll revise my guess from imminent to - shortly before the heat death of the universe.  :lulz:

A while ago, I suggested making an AI that isn't trying to emulate a human being.  Fuck the Turing test.  If that's what we need, we can just squat out more humans.

Plus, it would scare the poop out of everyone with a functional arachnid response.

Totally. There's a ton of voices in the AI community who think "Human-level AGI" will be some kind of worthwhile and notable milestone. I can only attribute this obsession to hubris, all the while yelling "Why do we want to produce a simulated retard?" to anyone who'll listen.

The main lesson from all the progress in narrow AI (or, as I've taken to call it - "Actual Intelligence") is that, for all we have a seriously heavy-duty neural net, human brains are pretty much the worst fucking tool for any problem you want to solve. Turns out all you get when you scale up to 100-billion neurons is a system that can't concentrate on even the simplest task for longer than a couple of nanoseconds. Scale it back to a couple of million, however and it can actually drive a car without killing everyone in the vehicle cos it wanted to check Facebook. :lulz:

Thing is, even if it's aware, getting it to do shit for us wouldn't be a huge deal.  It would be like having someone come by once a century and asking you to mow the lawn, which has only a week's worth of growth.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Vanadium Gryllz

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
We also look for gigantic rocks that are aimed at us in the SARA dome, but sadly there don't seem to be any.

Sadly because you don't therefore get to blow them up with high powered space lazers?
"I was fine until my skin came off.  I'm never going to South Attelboro again."

LMNO

Quote from: Xaz on May 12, 2016, 09:05:02 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
We also look for gigantic rocks that are aimed at us in the SARA dome, but sadly there don't seem to be any.

Sadly because you don't therefore get to blow them up with high powered space lazers?

Sad because he's got a Honda full of silver, and nothing to do with it.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Xaz on May 12, 2016, 09:05:02 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
We also look for gigantic rocks that are aimed at us in the SARA dome, but sadly there don't seem to be any.

Sadly because you don't therefore get to blow them up with high powered space lazers?

Sadly because in 3 years, mostly everyone will still be here.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: LMNO on May 12, 2016, 01:09:06 PM
Quote from: Xaz on May 12, 2016, 09:05:02 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
We also look for gigantic rocks that are aimed at us in the SARA dome, but sadly there don't seem to be any.

Sadly because you don't therefore get to blow them up with high powered space lazers?

Sad because he's got a Honda full of silver, and nothing to do with it.

:lol:  Also this.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Junkenstein

This may be worth a look:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-36498234

QuoteA huge monument has been discovered buried under the sands at the Petra World Heritage site in southern Jordan.
Archaeologists used satellite images, drone photography and ground surveys to locate the find, according to the study published in the American Schools of Oriental Research.
The large platform is about as long as an Olympic swimming pool and twice as wide.

There's the history side of making/moving monuments of this scale which is always pretty fucking impressive. The other side is the location. If you're not familiar with Petra, it's worth a google. Things weren't done on a small scale so it's quite likely to lead to more too.
Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

Brother Mythos

'Scientists observe first signs of healing in the Antarctic ozone layer'

Here are two quotes from the article:

'Scientists at MIT and elsewhere have identified the "first fingerprints of healing" of the Antarctic ozone layer, published today in the journal Science.'

'"What's exciting for me personally is, this brings so much of my own work over 30 years full circle," says Solomon, whose research into chlorine and ozone spurred the Montreal Protocol. "Science was helpful in showing the path, diplomats and countries and industry were incredibly able in charting a pathway out of these molecules, and now we've actually seen the planet starting to get better. It's a wonderful thing."'

Here's the link:   http://phys.org/news/2016-06-scientists-antarctic-ozone-layer.html

I tried linking to the original 'Science' article, but full articles on that site are only available to paid subscribers.

So, for a change, there's a little good news concerning Planet Earth.
Discordianism is fundamentally mischievous irreverence.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Nice! Now we just need to make some quicker progress on reducing carbon emissions before the icecaps are gone.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


P3nT4gR4m

If this shit isn't exactly what it sounds like I will kill a mofo  :argh!:

Cos it sounds like we can now build cyborg fish. You ever hear something that's so fucking cool, you plain don't have the heart to fact check it?

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on July 11, 2016, 05:29:57 PM
If this shit isn't exactly what it sounds like I will kill a mofo  :argh!:

Cos it sounds like we can now build cyborg fish. You ever hear something that's so fucking cool, you plain don't have the heart to fact check it?

We covered a teeny bit of biomimetic engineering in the muscle and movement section of neurophysiology, and artificial swimming meat fish are totally a real thing.

Found the paper, it's 100% legit: http://scholar.google.com/scholar_url?url=http://dspace.mit.edu/openaccess-disseminate/1721.1/79685&hl=en&sa=X&scisig=AAGBfm3AhsgQSFlgCphGBJBghvurTo4M3A&nossl=1&oi=scholarr
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."