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Started by Bruno, August 04, 2008, 07:16:04 PM

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Jasper

Flour, salt, eggs, water.  *Shrug*

RunsWithScissors

Parched Corn and Hard-tak

Standard reenactment/encampment foods.   Easy and quick to make, filling, semi-healthy.  Also great for hiking trips.
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LMNO

It's hard to make flour, I would assume.

Jasper

Quote from: LMNO on October 09, 2008, 12:50:03 PM
It's hard to make flour, I would assume.

Yeah, it used to be on par with salt, if I recall.

saint aini

Pasta would probably be a luxury item.  You could still have it, but there's easier ways to get your starches.

Note that I noted that beer would be necessary.

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[Grabs his hand]
Mary: Why are you alive?
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Mary: It's circular. You exist to continue your existence. What's the point?
John Preston: What's the point of your existence?
Mary: To feel. 'Cause you've never done it, you can never know it. But it's as vital as breath. And without it, without love, without anger, without sorrow, breath is just a clock... ticking.

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Jasper

Quote from: LMNO on October 10, 2008, 06:39:22 PM
Solution:  Gnocci.

That takes care of the eggs and salt, but flour is still a tough one.  Takes farming and work.

LMNO


Bebek Sincap Ratatosk

If you live on the North American continent, it is highly likely that you are almost always within a mile or so of edible food. Obviously there are some exceptions (desert etc), but in general, there is always some edible food available. The trick is in identification of veggies/fungus/etc... even lichens and mosses are edible for the most part.

Other things to keep in mind. You cannot live on Rabbit alone. If the s*it hits the fan and you have to get your own food... do NEVAR have a diet solely of rabbit. Rabbit doesn't have enough fat to keep you alive. If you eat only rabbit, you will starve to death.

Also, refrigeration:

You need two clay pots a big one, and a smaller one that fits inside the big one. Put sand in the bottom, so that the lips of the pots are at the same height. then fill in the area around the smaller pot with sand. This results in a bog pot full of sand and a smaller pot. Now, soak the sand with water and place a cloth over the top. The inner jar will stay cool and you can refrigerate some stuff in there.

Also, keep in mind that we've been spoiled by variety. Greens grow everywhere, but most people ignore them... they're very healthy. Many other 'weeds' are good to eat, even if they taste like... well weeds.

I highly disagree with the 'Go Vegan' concept. Vegan is tricky enough with all of our modern amenities. To try to remain healthy with no meat and no easy access to supplements and regular checkups... that sounds like a recipe for disaster. Even in nations where veganism is common, its only because of the abundance and type of crops available that they can remain healthy.

Humans are omnivores thus our creed should be:

When the shit hits the fan,
Eat whatever you can.

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Jasper

Quote from: LMNO on October 10, 2008, 08:38:34 PM
Gnocci is potato based.

I'm stupid based. :)



(Never made it before, my bad.)

Sir Squid Diddimus

refrigeration?
man, i wonder what we did 60 years ago without it.

oh. we just didn't use it.

you don't have to have refrigeration unless you plan on storing food for long periods of time.

East Coast Hustle

Quote from: LMNO on October 10, 2008, 08:38:34 PM
Gnocci is potato based.

yeah, it is.

but just try making it without flour.
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Quote from: Squiddy on October 12, 2008, 04:35:49 AM
refrigeration?
man, i wonder what we did 60 years ago without it.

oh. we just didn't use it.

you don't have to have refrigeration unless you plan on storing food for long periods of time.

And then only if you plan on storing it fresh, not dried.
Formerly something else...

rong

re: refrigeration - a protip i learned from the amish community:

1 - get giant pieces of styrofoam, or lots of insulating material

2 - build a building out of it

3 - cut ice all winter long and put it in there

4 - enjoy your fridge.

enough ice and insulation and it'll last you all summer.
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Is this an actual apocalypse where radiation kills everything, god rains meteors on us, or is it a zombie apocalypse? If it's a radiation or zombie apocalypse I hope you have a basement with 60 years of food in it.
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