Tardive Dyskinesia lyric help needed

[Mangrove]

I had another bout of lyrical mockery.

This is inspired by TGRR... Or maybe it was Badger.  I can't remember.

This is to a song that sounds like a bad NIN ballad (think "This Twilight" off Year Zero).




The man on the television says the whole world's against me.
I try to lend a hand, but the loneliness prevents me.

I see darkness all around
And there's no help to be found
You ship of lies has run aground
The whole world's against me.

You know life just isn't fair
The whole world's against me.

And my parents just don't care
The whole world's against me.

So I cry cuz milk is spilled
And my Paladin elf was killed
Just before he joined a guild
The whole world's against me.

I use dial-up to get online
The whole world's against me.

My homework takes up all my time
The whole world's against me.

Mom says the laundry isn't done
And no one believes that I'm a pagan
I think I'll cut myself for fun
The whole world's against me.


How come no one likes me?
The whole world.

21st century version of 'Everything Happens to Me'

I make a date for golf -
You can bet you life it rains.
I try to give a party -
And the guy upstairs complains.
I guess Ill go thru life;
Just catchin colds and missin trains,
Evrything happens to me.

I never miss a thing -
Ive had measles and the mumps.
And evry time I play my ace -
My partner always trumps.
I guess Im just a fool;
Who never looks before he jumps,
Evrything happens to me.

At first my heart thot;
You could break this jinx for me.
That love would turn the trick;
To end my despair.
But now, I just cant fool;
This head that thinks for me.
Ive mortgaged all my castles in the air.

Ive telegraphed and called;
I sent air mail special, too;
You answer was goodbye -
And there was even postage due.
I fell in love just once;
And then it had to be with you,
Evrything happens to me.

[LMNO]

Nice reference.

Chet Baker does a wonderful version of that.

[Mangrove]

Nice reference.

Chet Baker does a wonderful version of that.

Chet Baker - great trumpet player, rotten husband....and not that great at balancing either.