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Started by Buddha's Ghost Penis, August 09, 2008, 02:17:25 AM

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Kai

Thats totally not BGP. The statements feel contrived, and the syntax is not the same.
If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. --Loren Eisley, The Immense Journey

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Payne

Quote from: Kai on December 12, 2009, 02:25:33 AM
Thats totally not BGP. The statements feel contrived, and the syntax is not the same.

Shush you, BGP has a nature of infinite.

BGP! Should I dress to the right or left? And please, what is the proper etiquette when one sneezes into ones hand in company, has no tissues or anything and no quick access to anything to wipe it off?

Cain

Quote from: Kai on December 12, 2009, 02:25:33 AM
Thats totally not BGP. The statements feel contrived, and the syntax is not the same.

I believe you've said this several times now.  However, each time, you've been wrong.

Brotep

Quote from: Cain on December 12, 2009, 03:37:12 PM
Quote from: Kai on December 12, 2009, 02:25:33 AM
Thats totally not BGP. The statements feel contrived, and the syntax is not the same.

I believe you've said this several times now.  However, each time, you've been wrong.

Except the first time.  The first time, he was right.

Shibboleet The Annihilator

Quote from: Brotep on December 12, 2009, 05:13:25 PM
Quote from: Cain on December 12, 2009, 03:37:12 PM
Quote from: Kai on December 12, 2009, 02:25:33 AM
Thats totally not BGP. The statements feel contrived, and the syntax is not the same.

I believe you've said this several times now.  However, each time, you've been wrong.

Except the first time.  The first time, he was right.

Nope. BGP has always been the same person, I'm looking at the logs right now and unless someone A) haxored BGP's computer or B) he let someone else use his computer to post as BGP, it's BGP.

Hangshai

All text and pictures uploaded by/to/from this person/account is/are purely fictional and for entertainment purposes only. Or not.

Buddha's Ghost Penis

Quote from: Slanket the Destroyer on December 11, 2009, 11:17:31 PM
Quote from: Buddha's Ghost Penis on December 11, 2009, 11:13:00 PM
Quote from: Slanket the Destroyer on December 07, 2009, 05:47:40 PM
Dear BGP,

Should I get a Droid or stick with my old phone?

WE ARE OF BELIEF YOU SHOULD DISPOSE PHONE FOR YOU HAVE NO FRIENDS AND NO NEED OF COMMUNICATION.

I thought we were friends...  :cry:

PLEASE TO RESCULPT YOUR WHINEY BITCHTONES INTO SENTENCE FORM?
WHY DID YOU BAN ME!?!?!

Buddha's Ghost Penis

Quote from: Richter on December 11, 2009, 11:22:16 PM
Quote from: Buddha's Ghost Penis on December 11, 2009, 11:10:13 PM
Quote from: Richter on December 07, 2009, 05:08:34 PM
Dear Buddha's Ghost Penis,

Other spiritual figures tell me how I SHOULD NOT, which is useless. 
How SHOULD I?   

Mindfully,
   -R

YOU SHOULD ALWAYS. WE ARE SO VERY HELLO.

Gratitude and JOY!

PLEASE TO SHOW US THE GRATUITY IN BACK ROOM? WE HAVE AMPLE SOY SAUCE!
WHY DID YOU BAN ME!?!?!

Buddha's Ghost Penis

Quote from: Pixie O'Fubar on December 12, 2009, 01:36:24 AM
Dear BGP, should i build a zen garden in a bedsit?

WE ARE TO SUGGEST YOU GARDEN THE COMMUNITY FOR GREAT JUSTICE! PLEASE TO UNDERSTAND?
WHY DID YOU BAN ME!?!?!

Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ


Buddha's Ghost Penis

PLEASE TO NOTE: THE STATEMENT IS UNQUESTION. PLEASE TO CURB THE FUCKSTOCK TO MONKEY AVOIDANCE OR CRAM THE UNHELLO INTO UNPLEASANT!
WHY DID YOU BAN ME!?!?!

Buddha's Ghost Penis

Quote from: Payne on December 12, 2009, 01:16:41 PM
Quote from: Kai on December 12, 2009, 02:25:33 AM
Thats totally not BGP. The statements feel contrived, and the syntax is not the same.

Shush you, BGP has a nature of infinite.

BGP! Should I dress to the right or left? And please, what is the proper etiquette when one sneezes into ones hand in company, has no tissues or anything and no quick access to anything to wipe it off?

WE ARE TO INSIST YOUR DRESS PROGRESS IN THE UPWARD. THIS LEADS TO HELLO.

FOR EXPECTORANCE ONE MUST FACE THEIR LEAVINGS WILL FULL HELLO. DO NOT FEAR. FEAR IS THE MIND KILLER. YOU MUST BUDDHA NATURE.
WHY DID YOU BAN ME!?!?!

Buddha's Ghost Penis

Quote from: Cain on December 12, 2009, 03:37:12 PM
Quote from: Kai on December 12, 2009, 02:25:33 AM
Thats totally not BGP. The statements feel contrived, and the syntax is not the same.

I believe you've said this several times now.  However, each time, you've been wrong.

WE ARE BELIEVE THIS IS NOT A QUESTION. PLEASE TO REPHRASE TO PLEASE THE US.
WHY DID YOU BAN ME!?!?!

Buddha's Ghost Penis

Quote from: Brotep on December 12, 2009, 05:13:25 PM
Quote from: Cain on December 12, 2009, 03:37:12 PM
Quote from: Kai on December 12, 2009, 02:25:33 AM
Thats totally not BGP. The statements feel contrived, and the syntax is not the same.

I believe you've said this several times now.  However, each time, you've been wrong.

Except the first time.  The first time, he was right.

PLEASE TO SEE OUR FORMER LEAVINGS.
WHY DID YOU BAN ME!?!?!

Buddha's Ghost Penis

Quote from: Slanket the Destroyer on December 13, 2009, 12:04:38 AM
Quote from: Brotep on December 12, 2009, 05:13:25 PM
Quote from: Cain on December 12, 2009, 03:37:12 PM
Quote from: Kai on December 12, 2009, 02:25:33 AM
Thats totally not BGP. The statements feel contrived, and the syntax is not the same.

I believe you've said this several times now.  However, each time, you've been wrong.

Except the first time.  The first time, he was right.

Nope. BGP has always been the same person, I'm looking at the logs right now and unless someone A) haxored BGP's computer or B) he let someone else use his computer to post as BGP, it's BGP.

PLEASE TO NOTE: YOUR STATEMENT LACKS QUESTION.
WHY DID YOU BAN ME!?!?!