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Re: WE NOW POSSESS ADVICE THREAD! ONE AND ONLY! WE ARE AMAZE!
« Reply #15 on: August 09, 2008, 03:38:06 am »
I think someone took the BGP account.

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Re: WE NOW POSSESS ADVICE THREAD! ONE AND ONLY! WE ARE AMAZE!
« Reply #16 on: August 09, 2008, 03:53:57 am »
Its pretty true, actually.
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Re: WE NOW POSSESS ADVICE THREAD! ONE AND ONLY! WE ARE AMAZE!
« Reply #17 on: August 09, 2008, 03:57:34 am »
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Re: WE NOW POSSESS ADVICE THREAD! ONE AND ONLY! WE ARE AMAZE!
« Reply #18 on: August 09, 2008, 04:00:42 am »
Sorry, I don't do pictoral requests.
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Re: WE NOW POSSESS ADVICE THREAD! ONE AND ONLY! WE ARE AMAZE!
« Reply #19 on: August 09, 2008, 05:08:52 am »
Why am I getting deja vu?
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Re: WE NOW POSSESS ADVICE THREAD! ONE AND ONLY! WE ARE AMAZE!
« Reply #20 on: August 09, 2008, 07:36:51 am »
Something tells me, if you meet buddha's ghost penis on the road, you should cut it off.
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Re: WE NOW POSSESS ADVICE THREAD! ONE AND ONLY! WE ARE AMAZE!
« Reply #21 on: August 09, 2008, 01:33:08 pm »
Dear Buddha's Ghost Penis,

Where you been?

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Re: WE NOW POSSESS ADVICE THREAD! ONE AND ONLY! WE ARE AMAZE!
« Reply #22 on: August 09, 2008, 05:48:37 pm »
I think someone took the BGP account.

huh

assuming you know who it was before (and still is), i really wonder why you're thinking this or whether you're just posting without paying attention
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Re: WE NOW POSSESS ADVICE THREAD! ONE AND ONLY! WE ARE AMAZE!
« Reply #23 on: August 09, 2008, 06:50:41 pm »
I don't know, maybe he's onto something...

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Re: WE NOW POSSESS ADVICE THREAD! ONE AND ONLY! WE ARE AMAZE!
« Reply #24 on: August 09, 2008, 07:43:35 pm »
Does it really matter?
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Re: WE NOW POSSESS ADVICE THREAD! ONE AND ONLY! WE ARE AMAZE!
« Reply #25 on: August 09, 2008, 08:58:21 pm »
I think someone took the BGP account.

huh

assuming you know who it was before (and still is), i really wonder why you're thinking this or whether you're just posting without paying attention

He sounds different. I'm guessing.
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Re: WE NOW POSSESS ADVICE THREAD! ONE AND ONLY! WE ARE AMAZE!
« Reply #26 on: August 10, 2008, 05:43:33 am »
BGP found Jesus, so of course he sounds different. Having eternal joy makes you different.
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Re: WE NOW POSSESS ADVICE THREAD! ONE AND ONLY! WE ARE AMAZE!
« Reply #27 on: August 10, 2008, 07:49:18 am »
hey so uh newbie question

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Re: WE NOW POSSESS ADVICE THREAD! ONE AND ONLY! WE ARE AMAZE!
« Reply #28 on: August 11, 2008, 06:22:11 am »
does BGP speak with an accent?
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Re: WE NOW POSSESS ADVICE THREAD! ONE AND ONLY! WE ARE AMAZE!
« Reply #29 on: August 11, 2008, 10:15:42 pm »
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