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Re: WE NOW POSSESS ADVICE THREAD! ONE AND ONLY! WE ARE AMAZE!
« Reply #45 on: August 16, 2008, 05:25:37 am »
Quote from: Cainad on August 16, 2008, 02:13:08 am
BGP: Why did you steal all my food?
WE ARE HUNGER! PREPARE FOR PROPERTY RAPE! WE HAVE CONTAINED LUBRICATION IN OUR CONTENTS! PLEASE TO ENJOY OR YOU WILL NOT ENJOY THIS AND IT WILL HURT.

RELAX BABY.
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Re: WE NOW POSSESS ADVICE THREAD! ONE AND ONLY! WE ARE AMAZE!
« Reply #46 on: August 16, 2008, 05:27:02 am »
Quote from: caffeinated orange juice on August 16, 2008, 04:14:53 am
BGP: Does your phantom limb rest upon your shift key?

BECAUSE WE WILL RAPE YUO.

STAND BY FOR RAPE. NO LUBE.

YOUR MANUS IS VERY LOOSE! YOU HAVE DONE THIS BEFORE? VEINY DRIFTER COCKS?

YOU ARE TOO COY!
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Re: WE NOW POSSESS ADVICE THREAD! ONE AND ONLY! WE ARE AMAZE!
« Reply #47 on: December 07, 2009, 06:54:15 am »
Quote from: Buddha's Ghost Penis on August 11, 2008, 10:19:07 pm
Quote from: Kai on August 09, 2008, 08:58:21 pm
Quote from: triple zero on August 09, 2008, 05:48:37 pm
Quote from: Kai on August 09, 2008, 03:36:22 am
I think someone took the BGP account.

huh

assuming you know who it was before (and still is), i really wonder why you're thinking this or whether you're just posting without paying attention

He sounds different. I'm guessing.

PLEASE TO BE SENSITIVE TO MY TESTICLE THROAT. ARE WE CONVEYING UNDERSTAND?

BUMP?
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Re: WE NOW POSSESS ADVICE THREAD! ONE AND ONLY! WE ARE AMAZE!
« Reply #48 on: December 07, 2009, 05:08:34 pm »
Dear Buddha's Ghost Penis,

Other spiritual figures tell me how I SHOULD NOT, which is useless. 
How SHOULD I?   

Mindfully,
   -R
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Re: WE NOW POSSESS ADVICE THREAD! ONE AND ONLY! WE ARE AMAZE!
« Reply #49 on: December 07, 2009, 05:16:14 pm »
DEAR BGP:  SHOULD I THE WHOLE COCA COLA BOTTLE, OR ONLY A LITTLE?
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Re: WE NOW POSSESS ADVICE THREAD! ONE AND ONLY! WE ARE AMAZE!
« Reply #50 on: December 07, 2009, 05:47:40 pm »
Dear BGP,

Should I get a Droid or stick with my old phone?
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Re: WE NOW POSSESS ADVICE THREAD! ONE AND ONLY! WE ARE AMAZE!
« Reply #51 on: December 07, 2009, 06:09:37 pm »
Dear BGP,

Should I invest in gold or try my luck with the stock market again?

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Re: WE NOW POSSESS ADVICE THREAD! ONE AND ONLY! WE ARE AMAZE!
« Reply #52 on: December 11, 2009, 11:09:29 pm »
Quote from: Ne+@uNGr0+ on December 07, 2009, 06:54:15 am
Quote from: Buddha's Ghost Penis on August 11, 2008, 10:19:07 pm
Quote from: Kai on August 09, 2008, 08:58:21 pm
Quote from: triple zero on August 09, 2008, 05:48:37 pm
Quote from: Kai on August 09, 2008, 03:36:22 am
I think someone took the BGP account.

huh

assuming you know who it was before (and still is), i really wonder why you're thinking this or whether you're just posting without paying attention

He sounds different. I'm guessing.

PLEASE TO BE SENSITIVE TO MY TESTICLE THROAT. ARE WE CONVEYING UNDERSTAND?

BUMP?

WE ARE LACKING THE WOMB, OUR BUMP IS OF THE RICEY DOUGHNUT VARIETY. WE ARE OFFENDED  NOW.
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Re: WE NOW POSSESS ADVICE THREAD! ONE AND ONLY! WE ARE AMAZE!
« Reply #53 on: December 11, 2009, 11:10:13 pm »
Quote from: Richter on December 07, 2009, 05:08:34 pm
Dear Buddha's Ghost Penis,

Other spiritual figures tell me how I SHOULD NOT, which is useless. 
How SHOULD I?   

Mindfully,
   -R

YOU SHOULD ALWAYS. WE ARE SO VERY HELLO.
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Re: WE NOW POSSESS ADVICE THREAD! ONE AND ONLY! WE ARE AMAZE!
« Reply #54 on: December 11, 2009, 11:11:32 pm »
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 07, 2009, 05:16:14 pm
DEAR BGP:  SHOULD I THE WHOLE COCA COLA BOTTLE, OR ONLY A LITTLE?

WE SHOULD POINT AT YOUR ACCOMMODATIONS: CAN THIS BE? DO NOT CRACK THE BOTTLE IF YOU ARE LACKING THE ACCOMMODATE. YOU WILL LEAK FROM THE INSIDE.
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Re: WE NOW POSSESS ADVICE THREAD! ONE AND ONLY! WE ARE AMAZE!
« Reply #55 on: December 11, 2009, 11:13:00 pm »
Quote from: Slanket the Destroyer on December 07, 2009, 05:47:40 pm
Dear BGP,

Should I get a Droid or stick with my old phone?

WE ARE OF BELIEF YOU SHOULD DISPOSE PHONE FOR YOU HAVE NO FRIENDS AND NO NEED OF COMMUNICATION.
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Re: WE NOW POSSESS ADVICE THREAD! ONE AND ONLY! WE ARE AMAZE!
« Reply #56 on: December 11, 2009, 11:15:34 pm »
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on December 07, 2009, 06:09:37 pm
Dear BGP,

Should I invest in gold or try my luck with the stock market again?



AS YOUR FINANCÉ WE ARE TO SUGGEST THE PURCHASE OF A HONDA TO BE FILLED WITH SILVER AND THE AK-47. YOU MAY SEND US HELLO THROUGH POST. WE ARE AVAILABLE FOR MODEST RETAINER FEE. YOU ARE NOW OF THE WELCOME STATE.
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Re: WE NOW POSSESS ADVICE THREAD! ONE AND ONLY! WE ARE AMAZE!
« Reply #57 on: December 11, 2009, 11:17:31 pm »
Quote from: Buddha's Ghost Penis on December 11, 2009, 11:13:00 pm
Quote from: Slanket the Destroyer on December 07, 2009, 05:47:40 pm
Dear BGP,

Should I get a Droid or stick with my old phone?

WE ARE OF BELIEF YOU SHOULD DISPOSE PHONE FOR YOU HAVE NO FRIENDS AND NO NEED OF COMMUNICATION.

I thought we were friends...  :cry:
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Re: WE NOW POSSESS ADVICE THREAD! ONE AND ONLY! WE ARE AMAZE!
« Reply #58 on: December 11, 2009, 11:22:16 pm »
Quote from: Buddha's Ghost Penis on December 11, 2009, 11:10:13 pm
Quote from: Richter on December 07, 2009, 05:08:34 pm
Dear Buddha's Ghost Penis,

Other spiritual figures tell me how I SHOULD NOT, which is useless. 
How SHOULD I?   

Mindfully,
   -R

YOU SHOULD ALWAYS. WE ARE SO VERY HELLO.

Gratitude and JOY!
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Re: WE NOW POSSESS ADVICE THREAD! ONE AND ONLY! WE ARE AMAZE!
« Reply #59 on: December 12, 2009, 01:36:24 am »
Dear BGP, should i build a zen garden in a bedsit?
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