WE NOW POSSESS ADVICE THREAD! ONE AND ONLY! WE ARE AMAZE!

[Kai]

Thats totally not BGP. The statements feel contrived, and the syntax is not the same.

[Payne]

Thats totally not BGP. The statements feel contrived, and the syntax is not the same.

Shush you, BGP has a nature of infinite.

BGP! Should I dress to the right or left? And please, what is the proper etiquette when one sneezes into ones hand in company, has no tissues or anything and no quick access to anything to wipe it off?

[Cain]

Thats totally not BGP. The statements feel contrived, and the syntax is not the same.

I believe you've said this several times now.  However, each time, you've been wrong.

[Brotep]

Thats totally not BGP. The statements feel contrived, and the syntax is not the same.

I believe you've said this several times now.  However, each time, you've been wrong.

Except the first time.  The first time, he was right.

[Shibboleet The Annihilator]

Thats totally not BGP. The statements feel contrived, and the syntax is not the same.

I believe you've said this several times now.  However, each time, you've been wrong.

Except the first time.  The first time, he was right.

Nope. BGP has always been the same person, I'm looking at the logs right now and unless someone A) haxored BGP's computer or B) he let someone else use his computer to post as BGP, it's BGP.

[Hangshai]

why?

[Buddha's Ghost Penis]

Dear BGP,

Should I get a Droid or stick with my old phone?

WE ARE OF BELIEF YOU SHOULD DISPOSE PHONE FOR YOU HAVE NO FRIENDS AND NO NEED OF COMMUNICATION.

I thought we were friends... 

PLEASE TO RESCULPT YOUR WHINEY BITCHTONES INTO SENTENCE FORM?

[Buddha's Ghost Penis]

Dear Buddha's Ghost Penis,

Other spiritual figures tell me how I SHOULD NOT, which is useless. 
How SHOULD I?   

Mindfully,
   -R

YOU SHOULD ALWAYS. WE ARE SO VERY HELLO.

Gratitude and JOY!

PLEASE TO SHOW US THE GRATUITY IN BACK ROOM? WE HAVE AMPLE SOY SAUCE!

[Buddha's Ghost Penis]

Dear BGP, should i build a zen garden in a bedsit?

WE ARE TO SUGGEST YOU GARDEN THE COMMUNITY FOR GREAT JUSTICE! PLEASE TO UNDERSTAND?

[Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ]

dear BGP, plz to squirt your soy sauce in my face

[Buddha's Ghost Penis]

PLEASE TO NOTE: THE STATEMENT IS UNQUESTION. PLEASE TO CURB THE FUCKSTOCK TO MONKEY AVOIDANCE OR CRAM THE UNHELLO INTO UNPLEASANT!

[Buddha's Ghost Penis]

Thats totally not BGP. The statements feel contrived, and the syntax is not the same.

Shush you, BGP has a nature of infinite.

BGP! Should I dress to the right or left? And please, what is the proper etiquette when one sneezes into ones hand in company, has no tissues or anything and no quick access to anything to wipe it off?

WE ARE TO INSIST YOUR DRESS PROGRESS IN THE UPWARD. THIS LEADS TO HELLO.

FOR EXPECTORANCE ONE MUST FACE THEIR LEAVINGS WILL FULL HELLO. DO NOT FEAR. FEAR IS THE MIND KILLER. YOU MUST BUDDHA NATURE.

[Buddha's Ghost Penis]

Thats totally not BGP. The statements feel contrived, and the syntax is not the same.

I believe you've said this several times now.  However, each time, you've been wrong.

WE ARE BELIEVE THIS IS NOT A QUESTION. PLEASE TO REPHRASE TO PLEASE THE US.

[Buddha's Ghost Penis]

Thats totally not BGP. The statements feel contrived, and the syntax is not the same.

I believe you've said this several times now.  However, each time, you've been wrong.

Except the first time.  The first time, he was right.

PLEASE TO SEE OUR FORMER LEAVINGS.

[Buddha's Ghost Penis]

Thats totally not BGP. The statements feel contrived, and the syntax is not the same.

I believe you've said this several times now.  However, each time, you've been wrong.

Except the first time.  The first time, he was right.

Nope. BGP has always been the same person, I'm looking at the logs right now and unless someone A) haxored BGP's computer or B) he let someone else use his computer to post as BGP, it's BGP.

PLEASE TO NOTE: YOUR STATEMENT LACKS QUESTION.