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Re: WE NOW POSSESS ADVICE THREAD! ONE AND ONLY! WE ARE AMAZE!
« Reply #75 on: December 18, 2009, 05:54:36 am »
Quote from: Hangshai on December 13, 2009, 07:00:36 pm
why?

YES, THIS PLEASES.

THE HELLO WILL GUIDE NOW.
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Re: WE NOW POSSESS ADVICE THREAD! ONE AND ONLY! WE ARE AMAZE!
« Reply #76 on: December 18, 2009, 05:55:27 am »
Quote from: Fredamir Putin on December 18, 2009, 05:49:03 am
dear BGP, plz to squirt your soy sauce in my face

PLEASE TO NOTE: KNEEPADS ARE OF THE RECOMMENDED VARIETY. ARE YOU TO LIKE APPETIZER?
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Re: WE NOW POSSESS ADVICE THREAD! ONE AND ONLY! WE ARE AMAZE!
« Reply #77 on: December 18, 2009, 06:02:39 am »
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Re: WE NOW POSSESS ADVICE THREAD! ONE AND ONLY! WE ARE AMAZE!
« Reply #78 on: December 18, 2009, 06:30:08 am »
Dear Sir/Madam Penis,

I regret to inform you that the two sprinkler attachments I received from your company were unsatisfactory. It appears that they were never designed to go anywhere near a sprinkler system in the first place, and frankly, the smell is offensive to both me and the neighbors.

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Re: WE NOW POSSESS ADVICE THREAD! ONE AND ONLY! WE ARE AMAZE!
« Reply #79 on: December 18, 2009, 07:14:52 am »
Hey BGP, should I be celibate for a while? Say, a year?
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Re: WE NOW POSSESS ADVICE THREAD! ONE AND ONLY! WE ARE AMAZE!
« Reply #80 on: December 18, 2009, 07:23:20 am »
Why the hell did you come back?
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Re: WE NOW POSSESS ADVICE THREAD! ONE AND ONLY! WE ARE AMAZE!
« Reply #81 on: December 18, 2009, 10:27:17 am »
Quote from: Buddha's Ghost Penis on December 18, 2009, 05:48:28 am
Quote from: Pixie O'Fubar on December 12, 2009, 01:36:24 am
Dear BGP, should i build a zen garden in a bedsit?

WE ARE TO SUGGEST YOU GARDEN THE COMMUNITY FOR GREAT JUSTICE! PLEASE TO UNDERSTAND?

hkmmm i fancy a spot of guerrilla gardening. thank you BGP.
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Re: WE NOW POSSESS ADVICE THREAD! ONE AND ONLY! WE ARE AMAZE!
« Reply #82 on: December 18, 2009, 11:32:24 am »
Are there life after death?

Why is the sound of one hand fapping?

2B or not 2B - choose nao!
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Re: WE NOW POSSESS ADVICE THREAD! ONE AND ONLY! WE ARE AMAZE!
« Reply #83 on: December 18, 2009, 08:45:36 pm »
BGP, what should I have taken this opportunity to ask you?
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Re: WE NOW POSSESS ADVICE THREAD! ONE AND ONLY! WE ARE AMAZE!
« Reply #84 on: December 19, 2009, 01:28:01 am »
BGP, should I really? I mean, honestly really?
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Re: WE NOW POSSESS ADVICE THREAD! ONE AND ONLY! WE ARE AMAZE!
« Reply #85 on: December 19, 2009, 09:17:41 am »
ATTN HAUNTED PENIS: WHERE ARE MY ADVICES ¿
WHY ARE YOU UNHELLO ¿ :argh!:
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Re: WE NOW POSSESS ADVICE THREAD! ONE AND ONLY! WE ARE AMAZE!
« Reply #86 on: December 19, 2009, 09:20:46 am »
The Penis has left as suddenly as it came, it seems.
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Re: WE NOW POSSESS ADVICE THREAD! ONE AND ONLY! WE ARE AMAZE!
« Reply #87 on: December 19, 2009, 09:23:51 am »
PENIS'S BUDDHA NATURE IS LUMPY :x
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Re: WE NOW POSSESS ADVICE THREAD! ONE AND ONLY! WE ARE AMAZE!
« Reply #88 on: December 20, 2009, 06:48:57 am »
Who dogs the outlet?
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Re: WE NOW POSSESS ADVICE THREAD! ONE AND ONLY! WE ARE AMAZE!
« Reply #89 on: March 29, 2012, 04:04:13 pm »
Where are you when we need you most? 
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