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TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#30
August 18, 2008, 09:35:17 PM
OM NOM NOM NOM

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

hooplala

#31
August 18, 2008, 09:36:34 PM
I AM GOD OF THE CHICKENS!
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

Shibboleet The Annihilator

#32
August 18, 2008, 09:38:38 PM
I've got a 5 pack of pale ale at home too... chicken and beer for dinner?

TTM,
purveyor of health foods.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#33
August 18, 2008, 09:46:12 PM
That sounds like exactly what I am going to have for  dinner.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

AFK

#34
August 18, 2008, 09:46:54 PM
Beats Chop Suey with the in-laws.   :x
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Bruno

#35
August 18, 2008, 09:48:38 PM
During finals week I survived almost entirely on convenience store fried chicken and jelly beans.

In my defense, that convenience store has the best fried chicken, and they were JellyBelly beans.
Formerly something else...

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#36
August 18, 2008, 09:50:04 PM
Quote from: Jerry_Frankster on August 18, 2008, 09:48:38 PM
During finals week I survived almost entirely on convenience store fried chicken and jelly beans.

In my defense, that convenience store has the best fried chicken, and they were JellyBelly beans.

WANT

MOTHERFUCKING

FRIED

CHICKEN
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

BADGE OF HONOR

#37
August 18, 2008, 10:12:27 PM
fried chicken flavored jelly bellies
The Jerk On Bike rolled his eyes and tossed the waffle back over his shoulder--before it struck the ground, a stout, disconcertingly monkey-like dog sprang into the air and snatched it, and began to masticate it--literally--for the sound it made was like a homonculus squatting on the floor muttering "masticate masticate masticate".

Bruno

#38
August 18, 2008, 10:14:14 PM
Quote from: Rabid Badger of God on August 18, 2008, 10:12:27 PM
watermelon and fried chicken flavored jelly bellies

fixx'd
Formerly something else...

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#39
August 18, 2008, 10:20:36 PM
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Bruno

#40
August 18, 2008, 10:42:49 PM
 :ronpaul:
Formerly something else...

trillian

#41
August 18, 2008, 11:44:05 PM
Are you chicken, God? It's me, Margaret.

Mangrove

#42
August 19, 2008, 08:19:37 PM


   Yes, Margaret? It is I, YOUR CHICKEN GOD!
  /


What makes it so? Making it so is what makes it so.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#43
August 19, 2008, 08:37:54 PM
When I worked at Borders we had a woman come in and ask for "The Chicken God's Wife".

Then I wanted it to be a real book.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Vene

#44
August 20, 2008, 04:08:48 AM
Quote from: Nigel on August 19, 2008, 08:37:54 PM
When I worked at Borders we had a woman come in and ask for "The Chicken God's Wife".

Then I wanted it to be a real book.
Well, I did a search for "The Chicken God's Wife" and it looks like there was one other person who wanted it to be a book.  Or, I guess you could each know the same woman.
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