Sons, Daughters, and Neuter Offspring of Knights of the Five-Sided Castle

[hooplala]

Your father is Lex Luthor?

[LMNO]

The secret is out!

[Cain]

My father works in the White House.

But can he blow up bridges?

No, so there.

No, he tries to blow up the universe looking for the Higgs boson.

NOT BRIDGES.

[LMNO]

::Whistling music::

[AFK]

My father thinks he's funny. 

[LMNO]

My father thinks he's funny. 

Like father, like son...

[AFK]

It's to be expected though, his mother, my grandmother, was quite the card.  A true saint she was.   

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My father works in the White House.

But can he blow up bridges?

No, so there.

No, he tries to blow up the universe looking for the Higgs boson.

NOT BRIDGES.

YES, BRIDGES:




My father is a philandering lawyer/physician/hypnotist in the midwest.

[Cain]

Selling bridges you do not own is an acceptable subsitute.

[evangelikevin]

Unfortunately, my father is a certified, card-carrying (metaphorically, anyways) member of the Knights of the Five-Sided Castle. He works for the United States government. I'm looking for others like me to help each other overcome this horrific upbringing so that we can become truly Chaos Incarnate. For further explanation, consult your pineal gland...

embrace your upbringing and infiltrate, become a mole for chaos....

Very good idea! I think I was already doing that.... might be why we don't like each other!

[evangelikevin]

Hey, whichever one of you has Lex Luthor for a dad, stick with him. HE'S ON OUR SIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Iason Ouabache]

My dad is a retired factory worker who has been on disability for over 10 years because of bad joints and a bad ticker.   

[Mangrove]

My father works in the White House.

But can he blow up bridges?

No, so there.

Did he lol when CERN announced they wanted to make 'mini blackholes' and people freaked out thinking that the Earth would be destroyed?

No, he tries to blow up the universe looking for the Higgs boson.

[LMNO]

Major Lail occured when it was proposed that the LHC would produce enough antimatter to obliterate the entire galaxy.

[Mangrove]

I was very disappointed to learn that the artificial blackholes would be mind bendingly small and exist for a time division so small that I can scarcely bring myselef to care about it.


Attn: Physicists - NOT TRYING HARD ENOUGH!!