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Bad weekend

Started by Dr Goofy, September 08, 2008, 07:14:34 PM

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Dr Goofy

So this weekend sucked because I had to deal with my adopted cousin who is more like a sister to me boy friend cheating on her but she believed his bullshit and went back. So today i was walking back from class and there was a christian with his sign ranting and then he said something that made me laugh and brightened my day. He said with out jesus we are just robots walking through life doing what we were told... oh the irony!

BADGE OF HONOR

The Jerk On Bike rolled his eyes and tossed the waffle back over his shoulder--before it struck the ground, a stout, disconcertingly monkey-like dog sprang into the air and snatched it, and began to masticate it--literally--for the sound it made was like a homonculus squatting on the floor muttering "masticate masticate masticate".