Books That No One Should Read

[A.N. Other]

You know, if one person can made teenage necrophiliac romance popular, and all by making the main characters teenagers, then something tells me someone could right a story making Nazism all the rage again, so long as they make emo-ish teens the leads.

[Rococo Modem Basilisk]

I tried that with discordianism. Unfortunately, only discordians ended up reading it. Also, people got hung up on the incest and the 14 year olds.

[Template]

Dissolves plastic?  Fuck, they're not vampires, they're aliens.



No doubt the Twitards will eventually catch me and put me in a cage, where children will poke me with sticks and adults will throw rotten fruit.  Especially since I intend to find a large enough fandom forum and be as condescendingly mocking as possible, once I get some free time.

Also, Reneesme sounds like a name you don't say so much as slur, drunkenly, while wondering what happened to your life and why you're reduced to writing by the numbers romance with creepy undertones for the easiest target audience in history.

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[Cain]

Oh, shit.  Cheers for that.

[Iason Ouabache]

Especially since I intend to find a large enough fandom forum and be as condescendingly mocking as possible, once I get some free time.

Ahem:  hxxp://www.thetwilightforums.com/

They even have a Fan Fic section. 

[Cain]

Oh nice.  I tried Meyer's official site and it had one of those embedded forums which make my head hurt, so I never bothered with it.

Now I need to do a bit more research, and then start trolling.

[LMNO]

If you notice, some of my HP slashfic trolls are plug-n-play, so you can just insert the names of your favorite Twilight characters, change a few details, and you're good to go.

[Cain]

Yes.

But I want to to rise above the average, ordinary "anti" (the Twitard name for anyone who disagrees that the book is awesome) troll.  I intend to do something special and long term, if I find the right in.  Which means I shall think about this a while, instead of blindly running in.

Being a master troll occasionally means putting off immediate satisfaction in favour of long term brilliance.

[LMNO]

THEY HAVE DEVELOPED TERMINOLOGY.

[Cain]

Amazingly, they've had about four years to get their obsessive fandom on.  I wish I had known about this back in 2005.  I would have mocked it then, too, but at least I would have been at Ground Zero, setting the trends for future generations of "antis" to follow.

[Corvidia]

THEY HAVE DEVELOPED TERMINOLOGY.

Twihard came from a lolfan, actually.

I will contribute to that fic, Cain. Let's make it as awful and offensive as possible.

[Cain]

Sounds like a plan.  I shall throw down some ideas in O:MF in a little while.

[Corvidia]

Yeeees.

[BADGE OF HONOR]

My sister gave me a copy of the first book for christmas, I suppose I could crack it open and get a good grip on Myers' writing "style".  That is, if I haven't thrown it away...

[Corvidia]

Take what you or I would normally say, and then inject nine or ten adjectives per noun.