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Items of Infamy #1: The Dildoes of Nigell

Started by Richter, October 03, 2008, 12:39:13 AM

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The Good Reverend Roger

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September 13, 2009, 05:14:35 AM
Quote from: Triple Zero on September 12, 2009, 10:39:04 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 12, 2009, 05:12:29 PM
Quote from: Richter on September 12, 2009, 03:57:17 PM
The myth that the Hebrew Ark of the Covenant would strike down anyone who touched it was based on Nigel cocksmaking heathens for putting their feet on her coffee table.

And then there's the rumored "Thing That Should Not Be", the dildo supposedly dug up on the fabled and forbidden plateau of Leng, which makes witnesses Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh Wgah'nagl fhtan Tarquin Fin-tim-lin-bin-whin-bim-lim-bus-stop-F'tang-F'tang-Olé-Biscuitbarrel.

I see you finally figured out the lyrics to Mosselman?

Yeah, and I'm still paying on the hospital bills.

Remember, kids:  Never shit though anything other than your rectum, even if it seems like a cool idea at the time.
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