Sarah Palin flowchart

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

Also, what do you think will happen when Obama loses the election?   I wonder if there will be riots? (like that whole LA rodney thing.) 

Why?  Because Obama is Black?

Of course because he's black Roger!
That's what they all do you know, loot, riot, sell drugs and shoot people!
Duur.

please to note my sarcasm

[Valerie - Gone]

Map showing the normal colors by county:

That truly scares me.

[tyrannosaurus vex]

RE: OP

image is so win that i already put it on Digg and posted it to MySpace, of all places.

[Cain]

RE: OP

image is so win that i already put it on Digg and posted it to MySpace, of all places.

Excellent.  I intend to spread it around a bit tomorrow myself.

"Culture of life" eh?  I didn't know that meant endangering unborn children.

[wade]

Also, what do you think will happen when Obama loses the election?   I wonder if there will be riots? (like that whole LA rodney thing.) 

Why?  Because Obama is Black?

That, and because he should probably be the winner.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Also, what do you think will happen when Obama loses the election?   I wonder if there will be riots? (like that whole LA rodney thing.) 

Why?  Because Obama is Black?

That, and because he should probably be the winner.

So you're a racist, too.

Goddamn.   

We had these two guys, Lamanite and Cowass.  You'd have really liked them.  Your kind of guys.

Fucking moron.

[wade]

i swear if those people get voted into office i'm OUT OF HERE

not just because they're douchebags, but because the people here were stupid enough to vote for them and i just don't want to live with those people.







-tired and trying to make sense. possibly failing. sorry.-

my parents would probably let you stay in their basement for a while... it's finished and everything, so it isn't a dungeon... 

:P

Run Squiddy!  He's going to chain you to the wall and make you his sex slave!

meh.

IRL I'm like a scared little puppy...  i doubt i'm even capable of that.

but if i ever do get my own place, i'd probably let some americans fleeing their country stay there, until you start annoying me, then i'd have to ask you to find another place....
and
as long as they don't plan on hurting me....which i doubt any of you would want to do... 

If you come within 500ft of me I'll have you arrested.

Great.  Another fucking thread ruined by Wade.

I was trying to be nice...

I'll have to keep in mind that I'm a freak.  sorry.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

i swear if those people get voted into office i'm OUT OF HERE

not just because they're douchebags, but because the people here were stupid enough to vote for them and i just don't want to live with those people.







-tired and trying to make sense. possibly failing. sorry.-

my parents would probably let you stay in their basement for a while... it's finished and everything, so it isn't a dungeon... 

:P

Run Squiddy!  He's going to chain you to the wall and make you his sex slave!

meh.

IRL I'm like a scared little puppy...  i doubt i'm even capable of that.

but if i ever do get my own place, i'd probably let some americans fleeing their country stay there, until you start annoying me, then i'd have to ask you to find another place....
and
as long as they don't plan on hurting me....which i doubt any of you would want to do... 

If you come within 500ft of me I'll have you arrested.

Great.  Another fucking thread ruined by Wade.

I was trying to be nice...

I'll have to keep in mind that I'm a freak.  sorry.

The fuck you were.  You turned another thread into an "all about Wade" attention whoring fapfest.

Fuck off and die, you little shitstain.  Stay the fuck out of my threads.

[Elder Iptuous]

those other election pics show the end results, but we shouldn't throw out the finer data:

[Tempest Virago]

Palin is also a filthy secessionist.

[Iason Ouabache]

Palin is also a filthy secessionist.

[tyrannosaurus vex]

well, i dunno about "filthy" (although with 5 kids it's a definite possibility), but i know she was at least passingly (and approvingly) associated with an Alaskan secessionist party.

[Iason Ouabache]

Wow!  It's almost like the Republicans intentionally picked the worst person possible.

[Tempest Virago]

Palin is also a filthy secessionist.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZwvPNXYrIyI

That's her giving a greeting for the AIP convention.

Proudly displayed on the organization's website is a quote from the founder saying, "I'm an Alaskan, not an American. I've got no use for America or her damned institutions."

Basically, they think they didn't get a proper choice about becoming a state in 1958. http://www.akip.org/statehood-primer.html is an article talking about why. It's pretty tl;dr, but essentially, they're loonies.

Mind, she hasn't said anything as controversial as "I'm not an American", but you can be sure that if she was a Democrat she would be flooded with questions about why she hates America. Why, I bet she doesn't even wear a flag pin!

Wow!  It's almost like the Republicans intentionally picked the worst person possible.

Some people (read: conspiracy theorists) think that this is McCain giving a "fuck you" to the Republican party for not letting him pick Lieberman.

[Cain]

Well those rats ain't gonna fuck themselves. 

Set up a chain email - PALIN HATES AMERICA, WANTS TO BREAK COUNTRY APART and go crazy.  Add in something about John McCain being a Soviet sleeper agent and this being part of a massive secret plan and you're set.  Try to get yourself into the mindset of a paranoid Birch Society member, then start writing.