i saw an article in the paper compairing religion to football
including people who take it SRS and not so srs
the only really part i remember
is that a bible is merely taking home the playbook after you win and go home or something along those lines, tho i probally am butchering the idea badly, Maybe google can help,
i feel lucky hmm no thats not quite it....
again... Note this passage from the Big Playbook of St. Gipper, recently discovered in a dark basement on the campus of Notre Dame University.
The passage reads: "And on the seventh day God created football and all was right with the world... until Satan brought forth the referees..."
It is impossible to believe in college football without also believing in a Higher Power. Here in Alabama - and in a whole lot of other places - football is a religion. To some, it is the only religion. Blasphemy, you say? I don't think so. More prayers are said and answered during the average college football game than in most churches during a month of Sundays. That explains why evangelists love to hold revivals in football stadiums. The mood has already been set. The congregation holds season tickets.
^ this might be it but im not sure
i think its in my pile of newspapers to clips out next to the holy pooptestment scrapbook and the fnord collection
