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Are you scared?
« on: September 09, 2008, 11:41:01 am »
Are you scared?

Do you wake up in the middle of the night in a cold sweat, fearing that in a day, a week, a month, a year that this house, the bed, the wife, the kids the car may all be taken away from you?

If you're late to work, are you scared that you'll be sent home early with no job? "How will I pay my rent now?!"

When you get an unexpected call, or find a brown envelope in the mail, does your heart flutter as you wonder exactly what it is being demanded of you now?

As you walk to the store when it's getting dark, do you try to look out of the corner of your eye at the kids sitting around with nothing to do, expecting them to make a sudden move for you?

Do you expect to find no money in your bank account every time you check it?

Are your bowels feeling loose, as the crunch of the jackbooted stormtroopers gets ever nearer, sounding like God chewing his cornflakes in the morning?

Do the words "Four More Years!" make you want to grab a gun and head for the hills to live out your days scavaging an existence off of this slowly dying land?

Is there a conspiracy everywhere you look now? Have you seen the lizard eyes of Sarah Palin yet?

Do you mistrust each and every word you see written down, looking for whats written behind them?

Is Robot Nixon living in your closet?

ARE YOU SCARED YET?

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Re: Are you scared?
« Reply #1 on: September 09, 2008, 11:42:57 am »
Nope.


But then again, I don't live in the US...

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Re: Are you scared?
« Reply #2 on: September 09, 2008, 11:54:02 am »
Same here. Robot Nixon just doesn't cut it for me. Though he did go on a wonderful anti-hippie massacre in a film called The Tripper.

But of course, I suppose I do look what's behind the words.

But the jackbooted stormtroopers still got me.

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« Reply #3 on: September 09, 2008, 11:54:31 am »
Nope.


But then again, I don't live in the US...

Neither do I.

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Re: Are you scared?
« Reply #4 on: September 09, 2008, 11:55:43 am »
Just to clarify, I'm not scared myself.

I love this century.

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« Reply #5 on: September 09, 2008, 11:58:56 am »
Just to clarify, I'm not scared myself.

I love this century.

The fear is a terrible thing to have, and a wonderful thing to overcome. I respect you for your bravery.
Goddess would like to let you know she is open for any questions you might have about "the nature of the universe and all that crap"

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« Reply #6 on: September 09, 2008, 12:21:20 pm »
The Goddess can shove them in her ass for all I care.

I have a Robot Nixon in my closet.

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« Reply #7 on: September 09, 2008, 12:29:02 pm »
The Goddess can shove them in her ass for all I care.

I have a Robot Nixon in my closet.
Aw cmon man, Nixon has come and gone. It's Dubya now.

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Re: Are you scared?
« Reply #8 on: September 09, 2008, 12:31:28 pm »
Also, Goddess would like to let you know Nixon is a fucking pussie.

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Re: Are you scared?
« Reply #9 on: September 09, 2008, 01:09:35 pm »
Nope.


But then again, I don't live in the US...

Neither do I.
I thought so by the times you are online :D

Yep, love it, too, wouldn't want to live anywhen else!

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« Reply #10 on: September 09, 2008, 01:12:33 pm »
Also, Goddess would like to let you know Nixon is a fucking pussie.

Actually, as the ambassador of Eris on this planet I can tell you with great confidence that she would like you to SHUT THE FUCK UP.

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« Reply #11 on: September 12, 2008, 06:13:10 pm »
Also, Goddess would like to let you know Nixon is a fucking pussie.

Actually, as the ambassador of Eris on this planet I can tell you with great confidence that she would like you to SHUT THE FUCK UP.
Hoopla. Are you a hot chick?

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Re: Are you scared?
« Reply #12 on: September 12, 2008, 06:55:42 pm »
Also, Goddess would like to let you know Nixon is a fucking pussie.

Actually, as the ambassador of Eris on this planet I can tell you with great confidence that she would like you to SHUT THE FUCK UP.
Hoopla. Are you a hot chick?

 

Something like that, yeah.

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« Reply #13 on: September 12, 2008, 06:57:59 pm »
Also, Goddess would like to let you know Nixon is a fucking pussie.

Actually, as the ambassador of Eris on this planet I can tell you with great confidence that she would like you to SHUT THE FUCK UP.
Hoopla. Are you a hot chick?
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Tell me about the wompcabal

 

Something like that, yeah.
You are completely unworthy of representing Eris as far as I can tell. So plz to be shutting the fuck up until I find a more suitable ambassador.
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Re: Are you scared?
« Reply #14 on: September 12, 2008, 09:39:11 pm »
I don't have Robot Nixon in my closet, but I have Mojo Nixon on my IPod.