Are you scared?
Do you wake up in the middle of the night in a cold sweat, fearing that in a day, a week, a month, a year that this house, the bed, the wife, the kids the car may all be taken away from you?
If you're late to work, are you scared that you'll be sent home early with no job? "How will I pay my rent now?!"
When you get an unexpected call, or find a brown envelope in the mail, does your heart flutter as you wonder exactly what it is being demanded of you now?
As you walk to the store when it's getting dark, do you try to look out of the corner of your eye at the kids sitting around with nothing to do, expecting them to make a sudden move for you?
Do you expect to find no money in your bank account every time you check it?
Are your bowels feeling loose, as the crunch of the jackbooted stormtroopers gets ever nearer, sounding like God chewing his cornflakes in the morning?
Do the words "Four More Years!" make you want to grab a gun and head for the hills to live out your days scavaging an existence off of this slowly dying land?
Is there a conspiracy everywhere you look now? Have you seen the lizard eyes of Sarah Palin yet?
Do you mistrust each and every word you see written down, looking for whats written behind them?
Is Robot Nixon living in your closet?
ARE YOU SCARED YET?