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Re: Quantum Theory in 10 minutes
« Reply #75 on: May 06, 2011, 03:25:11 pm »
Hey, look who just got put into "ignore mode".

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Re: Quantum Theory in 10 minutes
« Reply #76 on: May 06, 2011, 03:48:22 pm »
Hey, look who just got put into "ignore mode".

I'd call poptard, but this guy seems smarter than poptard, even if he's just as socially retarded.
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Re: Quantum Theory in 10 minutes
« Reply #77 on: May 06, 2011, 03:50:23 pm »
Hey, look who just got put into "ignore mode".

I'd call poptard, but this guy seems smarter than poptard, even if he's just as socially retarded.

Reminds me of... oh shit, what was that guy's name? The one in Seattle? Oh yeah, DK.
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Re: Quantum Theory in 10 minutes
« Reply #78 on: May 06, 2011, 03:55:29 pm »
Hey, look who just got put into "ignore mode".

I'd call poptard, but this guy seems smarter than poptard, even if he's just as socially retarded.

Reminds me of... oh shit, what was that guy's name? The one in Seattle? Oh yeah, DK.

Well, so far, he hasn't actually advocated rape as a sacred right of the male, so I'm not willing to make a call yet.  Ch3mist is quite obviously a misogynist1, but DK was on a level all his own.



1 Over the top jokes are okay if they're funny, otherwise I just lump the joke-teller in with the actual knuckle-draggers, for simplicity's sake. 
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Re: Quantum Theory in 10 minutes
« Reply #79 on: May 07, 2011, 01:07:37 am »
I think it's a new one, but he can be expressed as a linear combination of a couple of previous ones.

Apparently, we've reached the point where our previous trolls form orthogonal bases that span Trollspace.
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Re: Quantum Theory in 10 minutes
« Reply #80 on: May 07, 2011, 01:16:09 am »
I think it's a new one, but he can be expressed as a linear combination of a couple of previous ones.

Apparently, we've reached the point where our previous trolls form orthogonal bases that span Trollspace.

There are only so many breeds of troll, I suppose...  And the brighter ones know better than to fuck around here, apparently.
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Re: Quantum Theory in 10 minutes
« Reply #81 on: May 09, 2011, 03:56:26 pm »
I think it's a new one, but he can be expressed as a linear combination of a couple of previous ones.

Apparently, we've reached the point where our previous trolls form orthogonal bases that span Trollspace.


Either that, or we're experiencing troll emergence.

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Re: Quantum Theory in 10 minutes
« Reply #82 on: May 10, 2011, 04:33:12 am »
I think it's a new one, but he can be expressed as a linear combination of a couple of previous ones.

Apparently, we've reached the point where our previous trolls form orthogonal bases that span Trollspace.

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Re: Quantum Theory in 10 minutes
« Reply #83 on: April 28, 2013, 09:39:36 am »
To bring this back to quantum mechanics, here's a nice video from sixtysymbols (great science youtube channel!) on the topic of quantum mechanics interpretations.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZacggH9wB7Y
He's sort of complaining that the physicists don't agree, but in the procedure explains a bit what some of these interpretations are. I understood something from it i think, so maybe you like this too.
i wouldn't know which interpretation to choose to be honest, i know way too little about quantum theory, despite the course in quantum computation. it makes sense from a totally formalistic point of view but to apply it to reality.........!
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Re: Quantum Theory in 10 minutes
« Reply #84 on: May 03, 2013, 01:39:28 am »
To bring this back to http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZacggH9wB7Y

i did click Zac but it just told me to click here
to download. i do not want to dowload Flash.
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Re: Quantum Theory in 10 minutes
« Reply #85 on: May 22, 2013, 09:17:14 am »
To bring this back to http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZacggH9wB7Y

i did click Zac but it just told me to click here
to download. i do not want to dowload Flash.
i want to upload chat / not in the northern hemisphere though :

That's strange, it never asks me to download anything when i click to youtube links.... search "Quantum Mechanics (an embarrassment) - Sixty Symbols" on youtube? unless you don't have any flash at all, then i have no idea how you could watch youtube...

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Re: Quantum Theory in 10 minutes
« Reply #86 on: April 02, 2015, 01:46:02 pm »
Before I read this my only idea of quantum physics was shroedingers cat. This explains ir so much better!

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Re: Quantum Theory in 10 minutes
« Reply #87 on: April 02, 2015, 08:13:25 pm »
Before I read this my only idea of quantum physics was shroedingers cat. This explains ir so much better!
I know, right!?

Have you looked into the history of the schroedinger's cat story? It's not what you think!
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Re: Quantum Theory in 10 minutes
« Reply #88 on: April 02, 2015, 08:30:26 pm »
Before I read this my only idea of quantum physics was shroedingers cat. This explains ir so much better!
I know, right!?

Have you looked into the history of the schroedinger's cat story? It's not what you think!

Lot of dead cats in that history.   :sad:

But to be fair, only half as many as there could have been.
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Re: Quantum Theory in 10 minutes
« Reply #89 on: April 02, 2015, 09:25:28 pm »
Before I read this my only idea of quantum physics was shroedingers cat. This explains ir so much better!
I know, right!?

Have you looked into the history of the schroedinger's cat story? It's not what you think!

That is the most clickbait-y way I've ever heard to break the horrible truth to people.

I love it.