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Started by SAVAGE, September 09, 2008, 11:34:25 PM

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SAVAGE

All religious people are dad wankers.
BLOWME

Roo

Quote from: SAVAGE on September 09, 2008, 11:34:25 PM
All religious people are dad wankers.
Main Entry:
    sav·age
Pronunciation:
    \ˈsa-vij\
Function:
    adjective
Etymology:
    Middle English, from Anglo-French salvage, savage, from Late Latin salvaticus, alteration of Latin silvaticus of the woods, wild, from silva wood, forest
Date:
    13th century

1 a: not domesticated or under human control : untamed <savage beasts> b: lacking the restraints normal to civilized human beings : fierce, ferocious <a savage criminal>2: wild, uncultivated <seldom have I seen such savage scenery — Douglas Carruthers>3 a: boorish, rude <the savage bad manners of most motorists — M. P. O'Connor> b: malicious4: lacking complex or advanced culture : uncivilized <a savage country>

A most appropriate name for you. :lol:

SAVAGE

Quote from: Roo on September 10, 2008, 01:15:31 AM
Quote from: SAVAGE on September 09, 2008, 11:34:25 PM
All religious people are dad wankers.
Main Entry:
    sav·age
Pronunciation:
    \ˈsa-vij\
Function:
    adjective
Etymology:
    Middle English, from Anglo-French salvage, savage, from Late Latin salvaticus, alteration of Latin silvaticus of the woods, wild, from silva wood, forest
Date:
    13th century

1 a: not domesticated or under human control : untamed <savage beasts> b: lacking the restraints normal to civilized human beings : fierce, ferocious <a savage criminal>2: wild, uncultivated <seldom have I seen such savage scenery — Douglas Carruthers>3 a: boorish, rude <the savage bad manners of most motorists — M. P. O'Connor> b: malicious4: lacking complex or advanced culture : uncivilized <a savage country>

A most appropriate name for you. :lol:

Indeed.
BLOWME

BADGE OF HONOR

I still haven't figured out what a "dad wanker" is besides a fucking stupid combination of words.
The Jerk On Bike rolled his eyes and tossed the waffle back over his shoulder--before it struck the ground, a stout, disconcertingly monkey-like dog sprang into the air and snatched it, and began to masticate it--literally--for the sound it made was like a homonculus squatting on the floor muttering "masticate masticate masticate".

Roo

#4
So far as I can tell, it's something he made up. The only instance I found of the term was in a post made by him on the CoG forum.

ETA:
A dad wanker is defined as one who follows any instruction of a religiou, philosophical or mythical nature, because the myth is the daddy and you need that shit. Christian are teh perfect examples of lazy fuckin twats waiting for a handout from doG on their knees saying pryers and shit...therefore for every "dear lord you are the gretest now please give my wife bigger boobs" or other Doglas Adams type twaddle they are wanking dog to get the favour like Jizzus whores.

Wow! my respect for the guy just grows and grows! [/sarcasm]

SAVAGE

Quote from: Roo on September 10, 2008, 01:24:54 AM
So far as I can tell, it's something he made up. The only instance I found of the term was in a post made by him on the CoG forum.

ETA:
A dad wanker is defined as one who follows any instruction of a religiou, philosophical or mythical nature, because the myth is the daddy and you need that shit. Christian are teh perfect examples of lazy fuckin twats waiting for a handout from doG on their knees saying pryers and shit...therefore for every "dear lord you are the gretest now please give my wife bigger boobs" or other Doglas Adams type twaddle they are wanking dog to get the favour like Jizzus whores.

Wow! my respect for the guy just grows and grows! [/sarcasm]

That about it.

And thanks for the respect...dont hide behind the sarcasm, you want me to give you a good tea bagging eh?....Maybe a pearl Necklace or two.
BLOWME

Roo

Quote from: SAVAGE on September 10, 2008, 01:41:54 AM
Quote from: Roo on September 10, 2008, 01:24:54 AM
So far as I can tell, it's something he made up. The only instance I found of the term was in a post made by him on the CoG forum.

ETA:
A dad wanker is defined as one who follows any instruction of a religiou, philosophical or mythical nature, because the myth is the daddy and you need that shit. Christian are teh perfect examples of lazy fuckin twats waiting for a handout from doG on their knees saying pryers and shit...therefore for every "dear lord you are the gretest now please give my wife bigger boobs" or other Doglas Adams type twaddle they are wanking dog to get the favour like Jizzus whores.

Wow! my respect for the guy just grows and grows! [/sarcasm]

That about it.

And thanks for the respect...dont hide behind the sarcasm, you want me to give you a good tea bagging eh?....Maybe a pearl Necklace or two.
You don't even deserve the grudging respect your (possibly imaginary) wife gives you. I give you none. Fuck off.

Golden Applesauce

Q: How regularly do you hire 8th graders?
A: We have hired a number of FORMER 8th graders.

SAVAGE

Quote from: Roo on September 10, 2008, 01:52:11 AM
Quote from: SAVAGE on September 10, 2008, 01:41:54 AM
Quote from: Roo on September 10, 2008, 01:24:54 AM
So far as I can tell, it's something he made up. The only instance I found of the term was in a post made by him on the CoG forum.

ETA:
A dad wanker is defined as one who follows any instruction of a religiou, philosophical or mythical nature, because the myth is the daddy and you need that shit. Christian are teh perfect examples of lazy fuckin twats waiting for a handout from doG on their knees saying pryers and shit...therefore for every "dear lord you are the gretest now please give my wife bigger boobs" or other Doglas Adams type twaddle they are wanking dog to get the favour like Jizzus whores.

Wow! my respect for the guy just grows and grows! [/sarcasm]

That about it.

And thanks for the respect...dont hide behind the sarcasm, you want me to give you a good tea bagging eh?....Maybe a pearl Necklace or two.
You don't even deserve the grudging respect your (possibly imaginary) wife gives you.

Sure...thats original....you want fries with that.


QuoteI give you none. Fuck off.

Its ok I will keep your little secret...you respect me and hid behind your sarcasm tag.
BLOWME

Roo

Quote from: SAVAGE on September 10, 2008, 03:19:43 AM
Quote from: Roo on September 10, 2008, 01:52:11 AM
Quote from: SAVAGE on September 10, 2008, 01:41:54 AM
Quote from: Roo on September 10, 2008, 01:24:54 AM
So far as I can tell, it's something he made up. The only instance I found of the term was in a post made by him on the CoG forum.

ETA:
A dad wanker is defined as one who follows any instruction of a religiou, philosophical or mythical nature, because the myth is the daddy and you need that shit. Christian are teh perfect examples of lazy fuckin twats waiting for a handout from doG on their knees saying pryers and shit...therefore for every "dear lord you are the gretest now please give my wife bigger boobs" or other Doglas Adams type twaddle they are wanking dog to get the favour like Jizzus whores.

Wow! my respect for the guy just grows and grows! [/sarcasm]

That about it.

And thanks for the respect...dont hide behind the sarcasm, you want me to give you a good tea bagging eh?....Maybe a pearl Necklace or two.
You don't even deserve the grudging respect your (possibly imaginary) wife gives you.

Sure...thats original....you want fries with that.


QuoteI give you none. Fuck off.

Its ok I will keep your little secret...you respect me and hid behind your sarcasm tag.
Fuck off, thank you very much.

Kai

Quote from: SAVAGE on September 10, 2008, 03:19:43 AM
Quote from: Roo on September 10, 2008, 01:52:11 AM
Quote from: SAVAGE on September 10, 2008, 01:41:54 AM
Quote from: Roo on September 10, 2008, 01:24:54 AM
So far as I can tell, it's something he made up. The only instance I found of the term was in a post made by him on the CoG forum.

ETA:
A dad wanker is defined as one who follows any instruction of a religiou, philosophical or mythical nature, because the myth is the daddy and you need that shit. Christian are teh perfect examples of lazy fuckin twats waiting for a handout from doG on their knees saying pryers and shit...therefore for every "dear lord you are the gretest now please give my wife bigger boobs" or other Doglas Adams type twaddle they are wanking dog to get the favour like Jizzus whores.

Wow! my respect for the guy just grows and grows! [/sarcasm]

That about it.

And thanks for the respect...dont hide behind the sarcasm, you want me to give you a good tea bagging eh?....Maybe a pearl Necklace or two.
You don't even deserve the grudging respect your (possibly imaginary) wife gives you.

Sure...thats original....you want fries with that.


QuoteI give you none. Fuck off.

Its ok I will keep your little secret...you respect me and hid behind your sarcasm tag.

Please fuck off to the CoG thread so I can bait you some more into staying stupid shit rather than sticking around here and spamming up a perfectly good thread.
If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. --Loren Eisley, The Immense Journey

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Grand Visser of the Six Legged Class
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Roo

Quote from: GA on September 10, 2008, 02:32:53 AM
People being trolled, ITT.
*sigh* I know.
I'll leave the little sockfucker to his imaginary kingdom now.

SAVAGE

Quote from: Roo on September 10, 2008, 03:38:16 AM
Quote from: SAVAGE on September 10, 2008, 03:19:43 AM
Quote from: Roo on September 10, 2008, 01:52:11 AM
Quote from: SAVAGE on September 10, 2008, 01:41:54 AM
Quote from: Roo on September 10, 2008, 01:24:54 AM
So far as I can tell, it's something he made up. The only instance I found of the term was in a post made by him on the CoG forum.

ETA:
A dad wanker is defined as one who follows any instruction of a religiou, philosophical or mythical nature, because the myth is the daddy and you need that shit. Christian are teh perfect examples of lazy fuckin twats waiting for a handout from doG on their knees saying pryers and shit...therefore for every "dear lord you are the gretest now please give my wife bigger boobs" or other Doglas Adams type twaddle they are wanking dog to get the favour like Jizzus whores.

Wow! my respect for the guy just grows and grows! [/sarcasm]

That about it.

And thanks for the respect...dont hide behind the sarcasm, you want me to give you a good tea bagging eh?....Maybe a pearl Necklace or two.
You don't even deserve the grudging respect your (possibly imaginary) wife gives you.

Sure...thats original....you want fries with that.


QuoteI give you none. Fuck off.

Its ok I will keep your little secret...you respect me and hid behind your sarcasm tag.
Fuck off, thank you very much.

Emotion is not your friend young asshopper.
BLOWME

East Coast Hustle

I split this off from the original thread since the original thread was full of win and undeserving of this idiot's attention.
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