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Started by wlfjstr, September 16, 2008, 11:47:53 PM

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wlfjstr

Hi!  I just thought I should introduce myself.  I am wlfjstr.  Nice to meet you all.

hooplala

Hi.

Does your name mean anything?
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)"
— Walt Whitman

wlfjstr

Why yes it does!  There is a story behind it!

Elder Iptuous

If it's a play on Wolf Jester, dont let Iason Ouabache know...

wlfjstr

Ok...

It isn't really a play on it, but that is what it means, but, for me it is all one word, not capitalized.  A oujia board gave it to me.

Payne


BADGE OF HONOR

The Jerk On Bike rolled his eyes and tossed the waffle back over his shoulder--before it struck the ground, a stout, disconcertingly monkey-like dog sprang into the air and snatched it, and began to masticate it--literally--for the sound it made was like a homonculus squatting on the floor muttering "masticate masticate masticate".

hooplala

A ouija board told me to call myself Hooplatastico, as a matter of fact.  I decided to go with plain old Hoopla though, to give it some zing, some zap.

Funny how ouija boards roll.
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)"
— Walt Whitman

Payne

Oddly enough, a Ouija board once told me to "Kill Your Self, Fuck The Body".

wlfjstr

Well, it turns out that I was closing my eyes while others were asking questions and trying to move the 'eye' without trying to move it, if you follow.  I was doing really well, and the others were buying all the answers.

Eventually the question, "Who are we talking to?", was asked.  I happen to have one of those long German names that begin with Wolf and I started to spell it out...

But then I thought, why ruin all the fun, so I left off after the first four letters, and it finished on it's own.

So I kept it.

Iason Ouabache

Quote from: Iptuous on September 16, 2008, 11:58:14 PM
If it's a play on Wolf Jester, dont let Iason Ouabache know...
Looks like it's my turn to be the Welcoming Committee.  :evilmad:
You cannot fathom the immensity of the fuck i do not give.
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wlfjstr

Quote from: Dr. Payne on September 17, 2008, 12:12:16 AM
Oddly enough, a Ouija board once told me to "Kill Your Self, Fuck The Body".

Wow!  I have heard of people dating themselves, but never of them date raping themselves.

BADGE OF HONOR

Quote from: wlfjstr on September 17, 2008, 12:14:01 AM
Quote from: Dr. Payne on September 17, 2008, 12:12:16 AM
Oddly enough, a Ouija board once told me to "Kill Your Self, Fuck The Body".

Wow!  I have heard of people dating themselves, but never of them date raping themselves.

Oh hon that's a little beyond date rape.
The Jerk On Bike rolled his eyes and tossed the waffle back over his shoulder--before it struck the ground, a stout, disconcertingly monkey-like dog sprang into the air and snatched it, and began to masticate it--literally--for the sound it made was like a homonculus squatting on the floor muttering "masticate masticate masticate".

wlfjstr

Perhaps, but date murder/raping yourself doesn't have the same ring.

hooplala

Quote from: wlfjstr on September 17, 2008, 12:22:35 AM
Perhaps, but date murder/raping yourself doesn't have the same ring.

It sounds better when you call it "Salazorian Third Base".
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)"
— Walt Whitman