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Started by wlfjstr, September 16, 2008, 11:47:53 PM

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Golden Applesauce

HE HAS WOLF IN HIS NAME!!!

:lulz:
Q: How regularly do you hire 8th graders?
A: We have hired a number of FORMER 8th graders.

Payne

Shhhhhhh!

We were waiting to see his true self.

BADGE OF HONOR

I googled "wlfjstr" it's a pretty ill-fated name.
The Jerk On Bike rolled his eyes and tossed the waffle back over his shoulder--before it struck the ground, a stout, disconcertingly monkey-like dog sprang into the air and snatched it, and began to masticate it--literally--for the sound it made was like a homonculus squatting on the floor muttering "masticate masticate masticate".

Dr Goofy

I was once told it is not rape it is surprise sex and no one can hate a surprise.

And welcome to the bored

Iason Ouabache

Quote from: Rabid Badger of God on September 17, 2008, 01:02:36 AM
I googled "wlfjstr" it's a pretty ill-fated name.
Nomen est omen.  Maybe we should save some time and just kill him now.
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Golden Applesauce

I am pretty sure it means "wolf java-string."
Q: How regularly do you hire 8th graders?
A: We have hired a number of FORMER 8th graders.

wlfjstr

There is nothing worse than trying to stir your coffee with a string.

The Good Reverend Roger

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Cramulus

Hi there wjtlawte! Welcome to PD. My name is Crohawieth and I'll be your guiaotewu.

Dysfunctional Cunt

Quote from: Hoopla on September 17, 2008, 12:42:40 AM
Quote from: wlfjstr on September 17, 2008, 12:22:35 AM
Perhaps, but date murder/raping yourself doesn't have the same ring.

It sounds better when you call it "Salazorian Third Base".

:sodamonitor:  from the nose dammit Hoops! :argh!:

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Cramulus on September 18, 2008, 06:43:24 PM
Hi there wjtlawte! Welcome to PD. My name is Crohawieth and I'll be your guiaotewu.

:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
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Kai

If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. --Loren Eisley, The Immense Journey

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Sir Squid Diddimus

Quote from: GA on September 17, 2008, 12:44:50 AM
HE HAS WOLF IN HIS NAME!!!

:lulz:

Quote from: CramulusHi there wjtlawte! Welcome to PD. My name is Crohawieth and I'll be your guiaotewu.

:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: wlfjstr on September 17, 2008, 12:01:25 AM
Ok...

It isn't really a play on it, but that is what it means, but, for me it is all one word, not capitalized.  A oujia board gave it to me.

I can't stand it.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Anna Mae Bollocks

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 25, 2012, 09:20:57 PM
Quote from: wlfjstr on September 17, 2008, 12:01:25 AM
Ok...

It isn't really a play on it, but that is what it means, but, for me it is all one word, not capitalized.  A oujia board gave it to me.

I can't stand it.

WHY THE BUMP?????  :x

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