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Testamonial:  And i have actually gone to a bar and had a bouncer try to start a fight with me on the way in. I broke his teeth out of his fucking mouth and put his face through a passenger side window of a car.

Guess thats what the Internet was build for, pussy motherfuckers taking shit in safety...

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AIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE! WOMPed rantiness

Started by Payne, September 18, 2008, 12:43:33 PM

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September 18, 2008, 12:43:33 PM Last Edit: September 18, 2008, 12:56:31 PM by Dr. Payne

AFK

#1
September 18, 2008, 01:43:12 PM
:mittens:

not that I really get the politics but just in terms of aesthetics, etc., it's brilliant!
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Payne

#2
September 18, 2008, 01:44:36 PM
The politics in it are mostly nouns anyway.

The shitting of pork pies on people, thats the important thing.

The Good Reverend Roger

#3
September 18, 2008, 04:19:12 PM
 :lulz:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
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"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#4
September 18, 2008, 04:56:53 PM
 :lulz: x :mittens:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Vene

#6
September 19, 2008, 02:59:46 PM
              n+1
:mittens:
      n+1
:lulz:

Payne

#7
August 18, 2009, 02:11:33 PM
BUMP.

I'm really upset this never got off the ground.

Seeing Prescott's fat, suspended, ass would be a price worth paying for it.

Cain

#8
August 18, 2009, 03:21:22 PM
You need one on Peter Mandelson.  Preferably written by Frankie Boyle (yes, I was watching Mock the Week last night).

Payne

#9
August 18, 2009, 03:26:23 PM
Quote from: Cain on August 18, 2009, 03:21:22 PM
You need one on Peter Mandelson.  Preferably written by Frankie Boyle (yes, I was watching Mock the Week last night).

I want to get the proper typeface for it, have all the bits together so I can do one whenever the opportunity presents itself.

I'm told it's Gill Sans, but the internet LIES.

Peter Mandelson is a perfect subject though.

Golden Applesauce

#10
August 19, 2009, 06:43:40 PM
Are you editing the page source files, or taking a screenshot and WOMPing it?  Fiddling with the page source would give you identical formating and font if you want it.
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Payne

#11
August 19, 2009, 07:05:29 PM
The BBC page source confused the fuck out of me.

WOMPing is, as ever, the easiest (and most WRATHful) way.

BADGE OF HONOR

#12
August 21, 2009, 05:16:40 AM
"hammy defecation"   :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
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Captain Utopia

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August 21, 2009, 05:35:07 AM

Triple Zero

#14
August 28, 2009, 11:13:55 PM
Ooh, nice trick, that last one.
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