do you know your evil?

[BADGE OF HONOR]

You should see what happens when there isn't one, dear god 

[Bebek Sincap Ratatosk]

So I have a question... was the typo in the title intentional?

[Jasper]

I don't think so, because I know my evil very well.  It comes in the morning after showers, and stinks up my bathroom.

[East Coast Hustle]

hooray hooray hooray. If all of you must know I was just enjoying a little trolling at the expense of the trolls. How they abound here!

I was told these great stories of how amazing discordians are at infiltrating other forums, becoming recognized and then as grand saboteurs raising havoc and chaos. How he must have been exaggerating I thought to myself! And lo and behold I join the forums and start reading, and its true! Entire threads on targets to attack! Evilness to spread and madness to sow!

So I join, and I simply parrot the datagrams given to me for so very long. I expect a very few replies, curiously awaiting if someone shall search for my identity. I see the comments of TROLL and those gladly welcoming me to the forum (thank you very much.) But 4 pages and growing. My oh my. I must of course tip my hat and my pipe to Payne. though you should notice I AM the rabid atheist you mentioned.

I hail not from the Cult of Google, but from Center for Inquiry. Science, Skepticism, and freedom to question EVERYTHING. That is my ball Felix, and I have not dropped it in recent memory nor have I gone home. I love bouncing around playing with my ball. Really though, I must tell you all the reason I join these forums. The REAL reason I'm here is that the evil bastard Ratatosk slept with my girlfriend. Most likely through another "Revelation of Eris" he stripped the sanctity of my beloved virgin. What a wicked fiend he is, and he shall of course pay dearly for his devilish ways. 

P.S. The Manson follower over the summer was very cute, a lovely and wicked woman.

Rhys

still trolling.

unless you expect anyone here to actually believe that Ratatosk could ever hope to steal someone's girlfriend.

[Bebek Sincap Ratatosk]

hooray hooray hooray. If all of you must know I was just enjoying a little trolling at the expense of the trolls. How they abound here!

I was told these great stories of how amazing discordians are at infiltrating other forums, becoming recognized and then as grand saboteurs raising havoc and chaos. How he must have been exaggerating I thought to myself! And lo and behold I join the forums and start reading, and its true! Entire threads on targets to attack! Evilness to spread and madness to sow!

So I join, and I simply parrot the datagrams given to me for so very long. I expect a very few replies, curiously awaiting if someone shall search for my identity. I see the comments of TROLL and those gladly welcoming me to the forum (thank you very much.) But 4 pages and growing. My oh my. I must of course tip my hat and my pipe to Payne. though you should notice I AM the rabid atheist you mentioned.

I hail not from the Cult of Google, but from Center for Inquiry. Science, Skepticism, and freedom to question EVERYTHING. That is my ball Felix, and I have not dropped it in recent memory nor have I gone home. I love bouncing around playing with my ball. Really though, I must tell you all the reason I join these forums. The REAL reason I'm here is that the evil bastard Ratatosk slept with my girlfriend. Most likely through another "Revelation of Eris" he stripped the sanctity of my beloved virgin. What a wicked fiend he is, and he shall of course pay dearly for his devilish ways. 

P.S. The Manson follower over the summer was very cute, a lovely and wicked woman.

Rhys

still trolling.

unless you expect anyone here to actually believe that Ratatosk could ever hope to steal someone's girlfriend.

DID NOT STEAL!

Only borrow on occasion...


RATATOSK DOES NOT STEAL girlfriends.

[The Dark Monk]

Does you borrow hermaphrofriends? I know someone I could unload for you Rat...

[Rhys Rhaven]

Trolling? Pfft. Ratatosk doesn't steal girlfriends. But for various reasons I can still yell at him for it.

"BACKRUB" != "MULTI-DAY ORGY"

Hes the reason I'm here. As for the typo, your/you're misplacement is my number 1 typo above all else. Sorry. :\ Not intentional.

[Bebek Sincap Ratatosk]

Trolling? Pfft. Ratatosk doesn't steal girlfriends. But for various reasons I can still yell at him for it.

"BACKRUB" != "MULTI-DAY ORGY"

Hes the reason I'm here. As for the typo, your/you're misplacement is my number 1 typo above all else. Sorry. :\ Not intentional.

You should be in Columbus more often for those 'backrubs'.

[Jasper]

Rhys, could you perhaps take real life revenge on Rat instead of post here?

That would work nicely for everyone, I think.

[Rhys Rhaven]

Aye. Silence is best on this subject I think.

[East Coast Hustle]

I can think of few things I want to hear about less than what I'm hearing about ITT.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Can we stop the wankfest now? Or maybe move it to Open Bar.

[LMNO]

Ok, time for formal welcomes.


Hi Rhys, welcome to the boards.  Up here on top is the Pool*, and is where we post musings about Discordia 1.0 (i.e. the 1960's, POEE, original Principia Discordia-style Discordia). 
Under that is the "Random bullshit" area.  It's mostly fluff and in-jokes; not surprisingly, it's one of the more popular areas.
Down further you get our pranks, jakes, and mindfuckery projects.
Rants and mind-spews follow below that, and then we get to the place where we try to think beyond ourselves, develop new metaphors for existence, and other overblown bullshit.
We wrap up with References and Resources, and then finally some egotistical attention whore stuff for the delusionally artistic.

So, there you go.  If you're just here to fling feces, stick to the top two forums.  If you feel like throwing down and getting into an intellectual street fight, check out the "Think For Yourself, Schmuck" and "Or Kill Me" subfora.

There you go.  Don't be a retard.










*You should really check it out.  It's on the roof.

[Bebek Sincap Ratatosk]

Can we stop the wankfest now? Or maybe move it to Open Bar.

Only if you join us in the Bar 

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Can we stop the wankfest now? Or maybe move it to Open Bar.

Only if you join us in the Bar 

I'm already there. I'm ALWAYS there.