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The Supposedly Green Baby Making Machine

Started by hooplala, October 03, 2008, 03:57:43 PM

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Reginald Ret

Lord Byron: "Those who will not reason, are bigots, those who cannot, are fools, and those who dare not, are slaves."

Nigel saying the wisest words ever uttered: "It's just a suffix."

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hooplala

"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)"
— Walt Whitman

Bebek Sincap Ratatosk

How did I miss this one the first time?!?!

:mittens:
- I don't see race. I just see cars going around in a circle.

"Back in my day, crazy meant something. Now everyone is crazy" - Charlie Manson

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Hoopla on November 12, 2009, 06:21:55 PM
The bitch is pregnant again.

Ye gods!

What is this, #6?  :x

I've been having nightmares about getting pregnant, lately. I don't understand how anyone could do it SIX times. Fuck!
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The Good Reverend Roger

Wow.

SAVE THE PLANET!  CRAM IT UP WITH MORE PRIMATES!  WOOOOO!
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
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- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

hooplala

Quote from: Nigel on November 12, 2009, 06:49:53 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on November 12, 2009, 06:21:55 PM
The bitch is pregnant again.

Ye gods!

What is this, #6?  :x

I've been having nightmares about getting pregnant, lately. I don't understand how anyone could do it SIX times. Fuck!

It is #6... and she just gave birth to the last one in June.  Calgon, take me AWAAAAAAY...
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)"
— Walt Whitman

hooplala

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 12, 2009, 06:50:57 PM
Wow.

SAVE THE PLANET!  CRAM IT UP WITH MORE PRIMATES!  WOOOOO!

I'm about THIS close to making up a sterility sigil.
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)"
— Walt Whitman

Bu🤠ns

 :lulz:

Congratulations....So this makes up a squad, then?  one more and you can get Section!  If you're persistent--maybe by the time you're a geezer you'll have a platoon.

Fuquad

Quote from: Hoopla on October 03, 2008, 08:01:29 PM
I'm going to go out on a limb and guess that people with kids won't be as thrilled with this piece.
I love it. Of course I don't wipe my ass with rags.
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Fuquad

Quote from: Hoopla on November 12, 2009, 06:52:07 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 12, 2009, 06:50:57 PM
Wow.

SAVE THE PLANET!  CRAM IT UP WITH MORE PRIMATES!  WOOOOO!

I'm about THIS close to making up a sterility sigil.
You can only charge it by shooting blanks.
THE WORST FORUM ON THE INTERNET

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: A Pesky Nonvoting Screeching on November 12, 2009, 07:59:30 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on October 03, 2008, 08:01:29 PM
I'm going to go out on a limb and guess that people with kids won't be as thrilled with this piece.
I love it. Of course I don't wipe my ass with rags.

Jebus, I wonder how much extra black water she generates using the washer that way?  As opposed to using a renewable resource (trees/paper).
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

hooplala

Good point... and where does the water in a washer go to anyway?

:|

"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)"
— Walt Whitman

Bebek Sincap Ratatosk

Quote from: Hoopla on November 12, 2009, 08:26:57 PM
Good point... and where does the water in a washer go to anyway?

:|



Generally the sewer...
- I don't see race. I just see cars going around in a circle.

"Back in my day, crazy meant something. Now everyone is crazy" - Charlie Manson

hooplala

Yeah, but theres more than one kind of sewer.
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)"
— Walt Whitman

Bebek Sincap Ratatosk

- I don't see race. I just see cars going around in a circle.

"Back in my day, crazy meant something. Now everyone is crazy" - Charlie Manson