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Re: The Supposedly Green Baby Making Machine
« Reply #90 on: March 25, 2011, 07:58:42 pm »
Hoops please tell your aquaintance that if I ever see her I will drop kick her uterus!!!  :argh!:

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Re: The Supposedly Green Baby Making Machine
« Reply #91 on: March 25, 2011, 09:37:06 pm »
...it's probably going to drop-kick itself, just saying.

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Re: The Supposedly Green Baby Making Machine
« Reply #92 on: March 25, 2011, 10:11:38 pm »
Quick question: how is she affording to raise this brood? The cost of raising a kid to end up a biped is pretty high, and there's no bulk discount.

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Re: The Supposedly Green Baby Making Machine
« Reply #93 on: March 25, 2011, 11:36:46 pm »
Quick question: how is she affording to raise this brood? The cost of raising a kid to end up a biped is pretty high, and there's no bulk discount.

Most of the people that I have met who are super-eco-freaks are, unsurprisingly, the wives of guys who make a lot of money in a high-tech (and highly polluting) industry. So my money's on that, if we're taking bets.
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Re: The Supposedly Green Baby Making Machine
« Reply #94 on: March 28, 2011, 05:46:49 pm »
Quick question: how is she affording to raise this brood? The cost of raising a kid to end up a biped is pretty high, and there's no bulk discount.

Most of the people that I have met who are super-eco-freaks are, unsurprisingly, the wives of guys who make a lot of money in a high-tech (and highly polluting) industry. So my money's on that, if we're taking bets.

Husband makes good money in PR - does that count? 
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Re: The Supposedly Green Baby Making Machine
« Reply #95 on: March 28, 2011, 05:53:25 pm »
Quick question: how is she affording to raise this brood? The cost of raising a kid to end up a biped is pretty high, and there's no bulk discount.

Most of the people that I have met who are super-eco-freaks are, unsurprisingly, the wives of guys who make a lot of money in a high-tech (and highly polluting) industry. So my money's on that, if we're taking bets.

Husband makes good money in PR - does that count? 

The "husband makes good money" part does.
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Re: The Supposedly Green Baby Making Machine
« Reply #96 on: March 28, 2011, 11:28:52 pm »
After reaching the peak of Mount Eco-Friendly™, the only way to get more smug would have to be mistaking responsibility for your children for this condescending nobility. Or vice versa.

It doesn't matter that they aren't logically compatible with one another, the functional effect is that she's fucking ROLLING on a smug high.

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Re: The Supposedly Green Baby Making Machine
« Reply #97 on: March 29, 2011, 02:11:01 pm »
Agreed.  I'd sort of hate to say I'm wishing for that...

...but I am.

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Re: The Supposedly Green Baby Making Machine
« Reply #98 on: August 19, 2019, 10:31:41 pm »
Good point... and where does the water in a washer go to anyway?
 
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Re: The Supposedly Green Baby Making Machine
« Reply #99 on: August 20, 2019, 09:21:02 pm »
Good point... and where does the water in a washer go to anyway?
 
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uh oh... I'm afraid to ask.
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Re: The Supposedly Green Baby Making Machine
« Reply #100 on: August 21, 2019, 01:11:56 am »
Good point... and where does the water in a washer go to anyway?
 
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Much to my horror, I can now answer this question.   :lol:

uh oh... I'm afraid to ask.

It goes in with the poop.  Which is handled by microorganisms that eat poop.  They do a proper job on toilet paper, too.

What they don't deal with very well is surfactants.  Like you get from laundry detergent.  From, say, washing shitty rags nonstop.  They also don't deal well with too much water.

When the bugs die, the poop stops being eaten.  It becomes a festival very quickly, even in a small system.  Toronto would be a hoot.
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Re: The Supposedly Green Baby Making Machine
« Reply #101 on: August 21, 2019, 01:27:04 am »
I don’t think there is a single sewer system on earth that handles greywater (washers, showers, etc) in a separated system from blackwater (poo) sewage, either.
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Re: The Supposedly Green Baby Making Machine
« Reply #102 on: August 21, 2019, 03:34:02 am »
Good point... and where does the water in a washer go to anyway?
 
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Much to my horror, I can now answer this question.   :lol:

uh oh... I'm afraid to ask.

It goes in with the poop.  Which is handled by microorganisms that eat poop.  They do a proper job on toilet paper, too.

What they don't deal with very well is surfactants.  Like you get from laundry detergent.  From, say, washing shitty rags nonstop.  They also don't deal well with too much water.

When the bugs die, the poop stops being eaten.  It becomes a festival very quickly, even in a small system.  Toronto would be a hoot.

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Re: The Supposedly Green Baby Making Machine
« Reply #103 on: February 27, 2020, 07:15:00 pm »
she's so green she doesn't watch movies because of film being made from organic beings.  She cherishes her liberal guilt like a close relative whose recently lost its legs in a landmine accident.  If youre going to eat meat, she says, at least buy free range haven't you seen the PETA ads?  Don't you listen to PETA?  she only drinks rain water, and seems never to bathe.  she speaks often and lovingly about green condos, as if they might be a viable answer to the urban sprawl problem.  she sneers at ketchup, but then again, so do I... but wait, there's more... she refuses to use toilet paper, MUCH TOO WASTEFUL!  she instead has rags which she washes over and over again.  stop and think about that before moving on.  she has rags of shit she washes over and over again.  shit.  and, don't get her started on paper towels, she will foam at the mouth, like she does when she brushes her teeth with baking soda.  yes, she brushes her teeth with baking soda.  she refuses to listen to music by artists who don't share her worldview, and barely tolerates those around her who don't.  she speaks often about moving to the country.  moving to the country.  moving to the country.  moving to the country.  she speaks often often often about moving to the country.  anywhere to escape the stink of the city.  the stink of millions of people crammed together daily.  does she consider what we would smell like if we all used rags to wipe the shit from our asses?  i wonder.

where does her greenness stop?  what is her limit?  BIRTH CONTROL, apparently.  the woman has four children already, and a fifth one up the stick.  five children, my friends.  five more mouths to cry for McDonald Happy Meals.  five more mouths to grow up and consume.  five more bodies to stink up this city.  five more bodies to add to the 6,602,224,175 bodies already weighing down and stinking up this mudball we call Earth. 

GREEN?  don't make me laugh, bitch, i'm goofy enough as it is.

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