Stupid Billboards

[Church of What's Happening Now]

Have you guys seen the new billboard for UMC. The poster has some hospital item on it, but what struck me was the slogan: Can you hear the silence?

Why is the hospital silent. Is everyone there dead?

[Iason Ouabache]

I haven't seen it, but I'm going to assume that it's an anti-abortion ad.

[Cain]

Its a hospital for those in persistent vegetative states.

Have you no respect for the sanctity of life?
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[Church of What's Happening Now]

Its not about Abortion. It seemed to be a promotional ad for UMC 

[LMNO]

Perhaps if you could explain what UMC is, that might be more helpful.



LMNO
-KWNFUIALEMGPS, YWIM?

[Church of What's Happening Now]

UMC=University Medical Center in Tucson. Am I understanding that not everyone here is in Tucson?

[AFK]

No, most of us are from Scotland. 

[LMNO]

Most of the rest of the remainder are in New England.

A good chunk of those left over are in Florida.

Sizeable amounts of the others are in California.

A handful of spags live in Canada.

One or two vengeful asshats are from the northern midwest.

And then there's you.

[AFK]

We've also got the Dutch spag.

And the Norwegian one who used to post really awesome writing in Or Kill Me but has seemed to have stopped doing so. 

[Iason Ouabache]

UMC=University Medical Center in Tucson. Am I understanding that not everyone here is in Tucson?

You probably should have explained that in the first place.  I assumed that you meant the United Methodist Church.

[Nose extractor]

Errm, Hasnt been posted anythin here for a while, but i just gotta give you this one.

On the window of a shoestore in Gothenburg, Sweden:

"For you who wear shoes on a daily basis." 

[Cain]

I would wonder if these were cases of intentional irony on the part of the advertisers...but then I remember they are advertisers and I can relax once again.

[Professor Mu-Chao]

Its a hospital for those in persistent vegetative states.

Have you no respect for the sanctity of life?
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No THAT is a sigil I can perform magic to... 

[The Good Reverend Roger]

UMC=University Medical Center in Tucson. Am I understanding that not everyone here is in Tucson?

Not hardly.  Just us cool peoples.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

No, most of us are from Scotland. 

THAT'S WHY THERE'S HAGGIS STAINS ALL OVER THE SCREEN!