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Started by Verbal Mike, October 04, 2008, 04:31:07 PM

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Verbal Mike

October 04, 2008, 04:31:07 PM
U GUISE
I JUST HAD BACON FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MY LIFE
IT WAS DELICIOUS
OH MY GOD
I AM ABOUT TO GET SO FAT

-end of transmission-
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East Coast Hustle

#1
October 04, 2008, 05:35:53 PM
what?

how old are you?
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Verbal Mike

#2
October 04, 2008, 06:39:56 PM
20. Grew up in Israel. You don't get much bacon in Israel.
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Jasper

#3
October 04, 2008, 07:05:49 PM
Eat up.  There are slim people in Egypt.

Golden Applesauce

#4
October 04, 2008, 07:54:54 PM
BACON SUCCESSFUL.

JUDAISM ROONT.
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Nast

#5
October 04, 2008, 09:09:20 PM
Congratulations on losing your bacon-virginity!
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#6
October 04, 2008, 09:12:45 PM
Nastu, that's an incredibly apt comparison. :D
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#7
October 04, 2008, 11:25:41 PM
Yay! Welcome to the bacon cult!
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Rumckle

#8
October 05, 2008, 03:01:41 AM
Nice, that's your first step on a road that eventually ends with a heart attack.

Also, this reminded me of an article I read a while back about making you own bacon, do any of you culinary spags tried that before?
It's not trolling, it's just satire.

Iason Ouabache

#9
October 05, 2008, 03:35:04 AM
Bacon is the most powerful force in the universe!!

:bacon:

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Suu

#10
October 06, 2008, 12:10:57 AM
You have taken your first step into a larger world.
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#11
October 06, 2008, 01:34:21 AM
Quote from: Rumckle on October 05, 2008, 03:01:41 AM
Nice, that's your first step on a road that eventually ends with a heart attack.

Also, this reminded me of an article I read a while back about making you own bacon, do any of you culinary spags tried that before?
No, but I took some beef that still had the fat on the side and sliced it thin like bacon and soaked it in brown sugar and worcestershire sauce for about an hour, and fried it up and ate it with eggs and toast.  Wasn't as good as bacon, but it was still very tasty.

East Coast Hustle

#12
October 06, 2008, 03:12:00 AM
you can actually make beef bacon if you get the right cut of the cow (skirt or hangar). you will probably have to cure it yourself also, although any good specialty meat shop would probably have beef bacon.
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The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

The Good Reverend Roger

#13
October 06, 2008, 03:16:39 AM
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#14
October 06, 2008, 03:31:09 AM
Just don't eat Beggin strips... Dog's might not know the difference but I do! :weary:
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