Ode De Blowjob

[Dr Goofy]

My most famous Poem Ode De Blowjob

When you head south,

My penis is in your mouth,

My penis loves its place,

Right there inside your face,

I love the way you suck,

Next time might we Fuck,

Oh know i just blew my tank,

And now my boner sank,

Next time i might just faint,

Cause you blew me like a saint.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

[ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞]

That was pretty good.

[Cramulus]

a lyrical tour de force.

[LMNO]

Rat's Iambic Pentameter was better.

[Voodoo]

Rat's Iambic Pentameter was better.

[ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞]

Rat's Iambic Pentameter was better.

Link pls.

[Jasper]

Rat's Iambic Pentameter was better.

2nded.

http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=17987.0

[Dr Goofy]

Understandable since mine was written in English class why I was bored. They are different Genre, maybe similarly built so I do not see the relevance.

[Jasper]

Understandable since mine was written in English class why I was bored. They are different Genre, maybe similarly built so I do not see the relevance.

I'm calling one a better blowjob poem.

[Dr Goofy]

The innuendo was over my head, I missed it.

[Jasper]

The innuendo was over my head, I missed it.

Are you being sneaky?

[Dr Goofy]

always

[Mangrove]

You go to my head
You go to my head,
And you linger like a haunting refrain
And I find you spinning round in my brain
Like the bubbles in a glass of champagne.

You go to my head
Like a sip of sparkling burgundy brew
And I find the very mention of you
Like the kicker in a julep or two.

The thrill of the thought
That you might give a thought
To my plea casts a spell over me
Still I say to myself: get a hold of yourself
Can't you see that it can never be?

You go to my head
With smile that makes my temperature rise
Like a summer with a thousand Julys
You intoxicate my soul with your eyes
Tho I'm certain that this heart of mine
Hasn't a ghost of a chance in this crazy romance,
You go to my head.

Billie Holiday sheet music and song books

[Bebek Sincap Ratatosk]

As LMNO mentioned in the earlier thread The 69th entry in the Book fo Lies (Sorry Goofy, Crowley beat us both I'm afraid )

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                                  69

            {Kappa-Epsilon-Phi-Alpha-Lambda-Eta Xi-Theta}

                  THE WAY TO SUCCEED-AND THE WAY TO
                              SUCK EGGS!

    This is the Holy Hexagram.
    Plunge from the height, O God, and interlock with
      Man!
    Plunge from the height, O Man, and interlock with
      Beast!
    The Red Triangle is the descending tongue of grace;
      the Blue Triangle is the ascending tongue of
      prayer
    This Interchange, the Double Gift of Tongues, the
      Word of Double Power-ABRAHADABRA!-is
      the sign of the GREAT WORK, for the GREAT
      WORK is accomplished in Silence.  And behold is
      not that Word equal to Cheth, that is Cancer.
      whose Sigil is {Cancer}?
    This Work also eats up itself, accomplishes its own
      end, nourishes the worker, leaves no seed, is per-
      fect in itself.
    Little children, love one another!