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A message from the Discordian Power Elite to the World!

Started by aKarma, October 11, 2008, 09:40:43 PM

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aKarma

O Fellow Discordians!

We now present to you:

How to become Godlike!

All Hail Eris, the Goddess Prevails!

Jasper

Leary's eight circuit model?

Fifty years later, how is this news?

Edit, sorry, it was '76.  Still, we've heard.  What else you got?

LMNO

it's a model that's sometimes useful to me, but it's still a model.

Kai

I think the funniest thing about this thread is that this sort of thing happens all the time around here.
If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. --Loren Eisley, The Immense Journey

Her Royal Majesty's Chief of Insect Genitalia Dissection
Grand Visser of the Six Legged Class
Chanticleer of the Holometabola Clade Church, Diptera Parish

Jasper


East Coast Hustle

Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

The Good Reverend Roger

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Jasper


AFK

Quote from: Felix on October 13, 2008, 02:28:15 AM
Also, the Discordian Power Elite?

Isn't that what Palin's been warning the American people about? 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Kai

If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. --Loren Eisley, The Immense Journey

Her Royal Majesty's Chief of Insect Genitalia Dissection
Grand Visser of the Six Legged Class
Chanticleer of the Holometabola Clade Church, Diptera Parish

Cainad (dec.)

Quote from: Felix on October 13, 2008, 02:28:15 AM
Also, the Discordian Power Elite?
...And the "Most Lailtastic Discordian Cabal Name of the Year" award goes to... :lulz:

Jasper

Let the DPE cabal be formed.

Admissions is closed.  Go away.

aKarma

We, the Discordian Power Elite, orchestrators of the current 'Global Financial Crisis' and liquidators of Wall Street's Merrill Lynch, authorize you to use, abuse, reproduce this work as much as you like. You can even claim it as your own.

We, the DPE, will remain in further contact, as the need arises.

Thank you.

Jenne

Quote from: aKarma on October 14, 2008, 01:42:07 AM
We, the Discordian Power Elite, orchestrators of the current 'Global Financial Crisis' and liquidators of Wall Street's Merrill Lynch, authorize you to use, abuse, reproduce this work as much as you like. You can even claim it as your own.

We, the DPE, will remain in further contact, as the need arises.

Thank you.

Call right now, and we'll include a free tote bag--supplies limited so call now!  This offer void while prohibited.  No purchase necessary.

East Coast Hustle

Quote from: aKarma on October 14, 2008, 01:42:07 AM
We, the Discordian Power Elite, orchestrators of the current 'Global Financial Crisis' and liquidators of Wall Street's Merrill Lynch, authorize you to use, abuse, reproduce this work as much as you like. You can even claim it as your own.

We, the DPE, will remain in further contact, as the need arises.

Thank you.

we're not "using your work".

we're stealing your name.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"