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I just don't understand any kind of absolute egalitarianism philosophy. Whether it's branded as anarcho-capitalism or straight anarchism or sockfucking libertarianism, it always misses the same point.

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DISCORDIANISM??

Started by D.A.N, October 15, 2008, 03:14:26 PM

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D.A.N

Can you smoke it? Can you eat it? Can you drink it? If not then I don't really care...

LMNO

Yes, yes, yes.


Next question, please.

AFK

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Quote from: D.A.N on October 15, 2008, 03:14:26 PM
Can you smoke it? Can you eat it? Can you drink it? If not then I don't really care...

You CAN do anything you want with it.

Someone will enjoy it, maybe not you... but someone.
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Jenne

You can even divide it by zero...or so I hear...

Eve

Quote from: Jenne on October 15, 2008, 04:09:25 PM
You can even divide it by zero...or so I hear...

INCONCEIVABLE!
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Alethias

Quote from: D.A.N on October 15, 2008, 03:14:26 PM
Can you smoke it?
it smokes you.
QuoteCan you eat it?
it eats you
QuoteCan you drink it?
It drinks your blood, man.
QuoteIf not then I don't really care...
o well

Cainad (dec.)

Quote from: D.A.N on October 15, 2008, 03:14:26 PM
Can you smoke it? Can you eat it? Can you drink it? If not then I don't really care...

Nope, none of the above. Sorry. Enjoy your life.

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Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Cain

Quote from: Ale on October 15, 2008, 05:11:18 PM
Quote from: D.A.N on October 15, 2008, 03:14:26 PM
Can you smoke it?
it smokes you.

It stands to reason then that Discordian is the national religion of Soviet Russia.

Alethias

Quote from: Cain on October 15, 2008, 08:08:00 PM
Quote from: Ale on October 15, 2008, 05:11:18 PM
Quote from: D.A.N on October 15, 2008, 03:14:26 PM
Can you smoke it?
it smokes you.

It stands to reason then that Discordian is the national religion of Soviet Russia.
Well, much as the Pentagon can be considered a holy place for the sheer chaos it generates, I'm sure the Kremlin should be as well for similar reasons.  It was intended to be the sheer embodiment of order to a communist USSR, and serves a similar function in the more modern Russia.  Few are as blithely successful at creating chaos by the imposition of order as the Russian Government.

Teh russian mafia is prolly a close second, though.

Iason Ouabache

Discordianism:  It's a dessert topping! It's a floor wax!
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Quote from: D.A.N on October 15, 2008, 03:14:26 PM
Can you smoke it? Can you eat it? Can you drink it? If not then I don't really care...

YES, IT'S ROGER-FLAVORED, AND YES.
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- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Jenne