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Testimonial - Well it seems that most of you "discordians" are little more than dupes of the Cathedral/NWO memetic apparatus after all -- "freethinkers" in the sense that you are willing to think slightly outside the designated boxes of correct thought, but not free in the sense that you reject the existence of the boxes and seek their destruction.

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Started by saturnine, October 21, 2008, 01:21:57 AM

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saturnine

Eve, I appoint you Squad Leader.

Now I'll need you to go to the Army Surplus store and pick up:

*a grenade launcher
*3 tear gas canisters
*200 rounds of rubber bullets

The last two are to be used to sexual purposes, so you may want to disinfect them.
Jesus. I leave for like a year and a half, and when I come back, it's like everything's different. What the fuck is this board -- ACTIVE or somethin'?
I'm a green Discordian. I don't eat the bun OR the hot dog.
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