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Palin's America

Started by Iason Ouabache, October 22, 2008, 05:09:05 AM

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Iason Ouabache

October 22, 2008, 05:09:05 AM
Sarah Palin's America doesn't include me.
Sarah Palin's America doesn't include anyone who lives with 20 miles of a large city.
Sarah Palin's America doesn't include anyone who's skin color is darker than "peach".
Sarah Palin's America doesn't include anyone who worships in a synagogue, mosque or temple.
Sarah Palin's America doesn't include anyone who has traveled outside of North America.
Sarah Palin's America doesn't include anyone who has had more than 2 semesters of college education.
Sarah Palin's America doesn't include anyone who has ever eaten arugula, salmon or caviar.
Sarah Palin's America doesn't include anyone who has ever sampled illicit drugs.
Sarah Palin's America doesn't include anyone who has a gay brother or sister.
Sarah Palin's America doesn't include anyone who has ever been homeless.
Sarah Palin's America doesn't include anyone who has ever been a victim of rape.

Sarah Palin's America consist of 2 elderly white people who live outside Blair, NE.  And both of them are voting for Ron Paul.
You cannot fathom the immensity of the fuck i do not give.
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Dr Goofy

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October 22, 2008, 05:17:58 AM
Awesome.

I know Blair, Nebraska they sell cars there.

Honey

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October 22, 2008, 12:45:11 PM
whhhhhhhhooooooooeeeeeeeeee!    it'sall 'bout bein' freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!    hehehe    :D
Fuck the status quo!

The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure & the intelligent are full of doubt.
-Bertrand Russell
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