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My queer-positive grind CD; heavy on the samples and hilarity

Started by saturnine, October 21, 2008, 01:21:57 AM

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October 22, 2008, 07:43:00 PM
Eve, I appoint you Squad Leader.

Now I'll need you to go to the Army Surplus store and pick up:

*a grenade launcher
*3 tear gas canisters
*200 rounds of rubber bullets

The last two are to be used to sexual purposes, so you may want to disinfect them.
Jesus. I leave for like a year and a half, and when I come back, it's like everything's different. What the fuck is this board -- ACTIVE or somethin'?
I'm a green Discordian. I don't eat the bun OR the hot dog.
Click here to read "All Watched Over by Machines of Loving Grace" by Richard Brautigan
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