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Merry Fucking Maladay

Started by Telarus, October 25, 2008, 03:58:29 AM

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Telarus

Discordian Holydays are times for disparate and diffuse local Erisian communities to congregate and fuck shit up. (Mostly, themselves.) Flash mobs of humans who spend a majority of their lives trying to attune to Chaos tend to make REALLY WEIRD SHIT happen.



It's the 5th of Aftermath. Merry Fucking MalaDay.

I know for a fact that at least 3 Discordians will be here at Johnny Brainwash's place. I'll give a running count later in the evening. We may even set a fucking record.








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Telarus

"...When I moved, I put 4 of my Circuits in a jar, to keep them safe from rival Magiqckuiiians." -Johnny Fucking Brainwash

I count 6 out of a count of 12.
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Telarus

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CultofZir has handed out glossy 6x8 " original pieces of art at random to the crowd, I will scan mine later.

"Uncle Broseph watches Ceiling Cat watch you Masterbate"

"If we could sell that on the Internet, we'd make Millions."

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Brother Mythos

Merry Maladay!

It's the fifth day of The Aftermath, YOLD 3189. That means it's once again time to remember and celebrate The Elder Malaclypse, a Non-Prophet, and the Patron and namesake of Malaclypse the Younger.

Party on, and Hail Eris!

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