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Add your eccentric food habits/tips/quirks here!

Started by navkat, October 29, 2008, 09:43:52 AM

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Squid-diddle on November 19, 2008, 07:10:05 AM
Quote from: Nigel on November 19, 2008, 07:07:24 AM
It is the worst food in the world.

try durian.
for SCIENCE!

Ludwig: i'm guessing it's just different... uh.. spices and ingredients?

I had durian his past summer, and also once before long ago.

It is far more delicious than Miracle Whip.
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Sir Squid Diddimus

Whoa dude.

Nigel.

C'mon man. Srsly?
Durian>m-whip  ???


really??
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but it smells... like hot garbage and tastes like onions and garbage juice!!


(should probably clarify that i'm talking about durian.)

o.k. , yeah. i get it.

Ludwig

for the record, i also like durian.  so does my dad.  i think it is genetic?

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Squid-diddle on November 19, 2008, 07:30:33 AM
Whoa dude.

Nigel.

C'mon man. Srsly?
Durian>m-whip  ???

but it smells... like hot garbage and tastes like onions and garbage juice!!

(should probably clarify that i'm talking about durian.)

o.k. , yeah. i get it.

Yes. Yes, you do.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


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The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


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Sir Squid Diddimus

i still like miracle whip.
w/ bologna, in ham salad, mixed w/ sweet relish, mmmmmmmmmmmm

hooplala

"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)"
— Walt Whitman

Cramulus

Re: Add your eccentric food habits/tips/quirks here!



PUT OIL IN THE PASTA WATER

hooplala

"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)"
— Walt Whitman

Dysfunctional Cunt

I have to go with Nigel and Hoops on this one.  I HATE MIRACLE WHIP!!!! 

My grandmother used it and UGH!  It is so nasty to me. 

My kids however will eat the hell out of it, so I think it skips a generation  :lulz:

Iason Ouabache

Quote from: BAWHEED on November 19, 2008, 05:50:14 PM
Quote from: Ludwig on November 19, 2008, 07:07:55 AM
is it excessively aerated?

It has basically the same viscosity as mayonnaise.

It's actually a little less viscous than mayo due to the lower fat content.  I know this from professional experience. I also know that Extra Heavy Mayonaisse should be a controlled substance. It's a heart attack in a jar.
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AFK

Mayo is pretty vicious.  I don't let it near my sammiches. 
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navkat

When I was a kid, I had a babysitter that tortured me and my sister with boloney miracle whip sammiches.

Great.

cold, pallid, mechanically separated meat-discs slathered in whipped oil-and-sugar.