Things about the AKK thread (which turned out to not be true)

[Mangrove]

Yo dude.  I saw your site when I was activating your account (the URL looked interesting, so I popped around for a look).  Going by what I saw, you'll fit in just fine.  I haven't had a chance to listen to your stuff just yet, so I wont comment, but feel free to look around the forum, ask questions etc etc

Nope. Not at all.

[Mangrove]

Remind me never to hit a link here while I am work EVER AGAIN.
AKK

You seem to be a fast learner.

Actually....no.

[Cain]

I was lying.

I frequently lie to n00bs.  And lie by omission.   

[Mangrove]

I'm starting to like this guy. 

It was short lived.

[Mangrove]

I was lying.

I frequently lie to n00bs.  And lie by omission.   

[Mangrove]

I actually never got that intimate with tub girl, but thanks for the info =)  Ima marry that woman.  
AKK

Not only did he NOT marry tubgirl, he didn't meet any other women either.

[Mangrove]

what

YES

No.

Shut up.

I'm starting to see what Roger meant.  Let's be friends.

AKK

  Not even close!
   Friend? Uhh...NO.

[BADGE OF HONOR]

Mang you're my hero, don't stop now

[Mangrove]

because I actually do want to make some lasting friends here.

Even still, that doesn't mean I'm gonna lay down and take shit from anyone.

So....soo...deluded.

[Mangrove]

Mang you're my hero, don't stop now

I'm just checkin' the facts ma'am 

Can you believe I'm only on page 3!?

[BADGE OF HONOR]

yeah, this is why I couldn't get through it alll.  I think I lasted to page 8.

[Cain]

I demand this thread be renamed "Things about AKK which turned out not to be true"

Go on Mang, its only several hundred posts out of your way.

[Mangrove]

Didn't you know I'm millionaire rockstar in my head?

Difference between me and most folks is I actually do something about it.

[Mangrove]

I demand this thread be renamed "Things about AKK which turned out not to be true"

Go on Mang, its only several hundred posts out of your way.

I accept this challenge.

It is now my life's work. With SSOOKN alchemical techniques, I will distill the finest tincture of lulz.

[Mangrove]

Today's harvest - pages 4, 5 & 6 

you seem like a fairly articulate fellow.

possibly even intelligent.

You see, this is ECH being even handed & appealing to human decency. Such waste!

which begs the question...

So many questions, so much spaggotry, so little time.

why would you change your name to something that basically locks you into being a D&D nerd with a wannabe-revolutionary complex FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE?

To be 'outlandish'?

do you have any idea how fucking stupid you're going to look when you're sitting at the nursing home waiting for them to call out "Ambassador KLOK KAOS, please come get your blood pressure pills"?

Ahh....the coup de grace! But the answer is, of course, NO. If he had any idea how stupid this was, he wouldn't have paid $350 for the privilege or bragged about it here.