Trolls in Party Hats

[Cainad (dec.)]

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[Payne]

I would like a party hat.   

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I would like a party hat.   

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!



MY WRATH SHALL BE A THING OF LEGEND!

[Eater of Clowns]

I would like a party hat.   

This is appalling.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Bump

[Shibboleet The Annihilator]

This thread gives me amusement. Weeooo, etc.

[Ari]

Meanwhile, in a remote area in northern Sweden...

[agent.pw]
Mission control, I have confirmed the location of the target. Infrared pictures from the H.I.M.E.O.B.S. surveillance satellites cross-checked with the lameometer readings of the area indicated an unusual source of fail north east of Väsmajärvi.


After closer inspection it turned out to be the target's hideout.
Due to the target's absence at the time of my arrival I took the liberty to rummage around the house a little and found out what the demented guy is up to these days: he has spent the last 2 years creating over 1,000 facebook accounts which he has interacting with each other in a weird attempt to troll himself.

Here is a picture of his "office" and I believe he used a similar setup back in 2006 already.

Sooner or later he'll be back, that's when I'll strike.
[/agent.pw]

[Cain]

[Suu]

FUCKING

[Ari]

Finally, the Lord of Lame shows up!


But he runs off into his lair, leaving two puny alts behind...



"But there is no time for this tomfoolery, I must make haste to foil Xenu's attempt to escape the wrath."

-to be continued-

[Cainad (dec.)]

 

[East Coast Hustle]

holy shit.

PW, I apologize for thinking that you were a fucking tool. this is so full of win.

[Ari]

Since Cain pointed me to the right time in Apple Talk I managed to not only successfully punch my balls but also find some good material for the upcoming dungeon crawl. Will post the next chapter as soon as I get the artwork done.

~planeswalker
will always rage over his own, horrible drawing skills

[Cain]

eeek, it is a monster!  no, do not fear, it is only the Giggles.
"how many things can I fit up my ass, yeah baby!" 
raaargh, it is a trickbeast!  it is made of bloodhound gang and sockbaby!
why is this crazy talk?

Oh it is china god troll!  buddha ghost peepee, do you have enlightenment for me?
"WHY HAVE YUO BANNED ME?"  because you at admin, fatty!
no, please do not eat all of the office with your godly wrath BGP!
do you hide secret to godliness inside your enormous belly?

EEEEK! What is this?  No do not hurt me mister troll man!
Relax, it is only Chef.  Will you cook food for BGP Chef?  No, you should stop, he is too fatty fat!
Where is this 16th and Minna?  No, do not put me in the van, Tongan nasty!

BLARGH!!11!!2  it is a swede!  but this is not as smart as most vegetable!
not as tasty either, fatty!  Why not tell us more about your cold place mr swede?
noooooo!!1 it is made of dork and boring, please stop!
look, now forum is filled with bullshit!

what is this?  is it smart and interesting forum member?  no, it is just daruko
the creature's whining burns my retina!  will it ever stop? oh, it is only poop from retard
"RAAARGH I SHALL DESTROY THIS FORUM, YOU SHALL ALL PAY!!"
hahaha, silly troll, he does not think too good

what is screeching noise, is someone killing cat? oh no, it is only AKK
its name is luke, but he prefers ambassador klok kaos.  we do not know why, perhaps he does not want to get laid?
he is known and noted...for his stupid hairstyle! watch it preen itself, silly troll
HELP, IT IS AN OUTLANDISH ATTACK!

Bump again

[Suu]