Remember, remember the 5th of November!

[Payne]

What the 5th of November (and the rest of early November) is really about now is trying fireworks to cats and dogs. And throwing fireworks into old peoples homes. And safety ads about sparklers.

Which are all badwrong things you should not try at home kiddies.

The 5th of November used to be so much cooler when people thought Shell-Suits were cool-as-fuck, and went to bonfires and firework displays wearing them. And left wearing them for the rest of their lives as they melted into their skin.

And and blowing up the King and Parliament was an underrated idea too.

[Cain]

I'm pretty sure roasting chestnuts was important to the process, too.

[Payne]

Isn't that the same as the Shell-Suit thing?

[P3nT4gR4m]

I'm pretty sure roasting chestnuts was important to the process, too.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

We have a buttload of chestnuts on the dining-room table, does this mean  that we're good Discordians now?

[Suu]

For some reasons I totally read this as "the Sith of November" and now I wanna 'shop a Guy Fawkes mask on this guy:



Dyslexia can be fun!

Why yes, I have been playing 'the Force Unleashed' now that you mention it

I think it's imperative that a Sith of the Month Calendar needs to be manufactured of sorts.

January: Vader
February: Tyranus and Ventress (She's not actually Sith.)
March: Krayt
April: Revan
May: Caedus
June: Nihilus
July: Bane
August: Lumiya
September: Starkiller
October: Exar Kun
November: Maul
December: Palpatine

[The Dark Monk]

Can I have Maul for December?
Everyone always overlooks Darth Maul....
He was reincarnated you know, and fought vader, almost beat him but Vader stabbed through his computer chest almost defeated and killed him.

[Payne]

When I was a stoner, I named my bong "Exar Kun".

I'm sure there was a good reason for it, at the time.

[Suu]

When I was a stoner, I named my bong "Exar Kun".

I'm sure there was a good reason for it, at the time.

You were obviously a Star Wars nerd.

[AFK]

When I was a stoner, I named my bong "Exar Kun".

I'm sure there was a good reason for it, at the time.

After using it did you C-3PO? 

[Payne]

I dunno, I'm glad I'm not a big stoner anymore anyway.

[Cramulus]

Can I have Maul for December?
Everyone always overlooks Darth Maul....

That's because outside of fanfic, he's barely even a character. He had what, two lines in Phantom?

Darth Maul is a

[AFK]

Kinda the same deal with Boba Fett too.  He only had a couple of lines too iirc. 

[hooplala]

Can I have Maul for December?
Everyone always overlooks Darth Maul....
He was reincarnated you know, and fought vader, almost beat him but Vader stabbed through his computer chest almost defeated and killed him.

You know why everyone overlooks him?  Because he had such potential to be a kickass character and instead was a mute chump.  People gripe about JarJar, but he has a more important place in the Star Wars story than Darth fucking Maul. 

[Suu]

Can I have Maul for December?
Everyone always overlooks Darth Maul....
He was reincarnated you know, and fought vader, almost beat him but Vader stabbed through his computer chest almost defeated and killed him.

You know why everyone overlooks him?  Because he had such potential to be a kickass character and instead was a mute chump.  People gripe about JarJar, but he has a more important place in the Star Wars story than Darth fucking Maul. 

FUCKING JAR JAR BINKS BECOMING FUCKING SENATOR OF NABOO AFTER AMIDALA'S DEATH FUCKING IMPERIAL SYMPATHIZING SUPER-REWARDED ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

GIVE POWER TO THE CHANCELLOR, HE SAID...
BE GOOD FOR THE REPUBLIC, HE SAID....

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