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TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

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I love this month.

Started by LMNO, October 07, 2005, 07:23:40 PM

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#60
October 13, 2005, 05:55:12 AM
Quote from: Guess, I dare youA quarter cup less flour?  No paprika?  HERETICS!!
The Jerk On Bike rolled his eyes and tossed the waffle back over his shoulder--before it struck the ground, a stout, disconcertingly monkey-like dog sprang into the air and snatched it, and began to masticate it--literally--for the sound it made was like a homonculus squatting on the floor muttering "masticate masticate masticate".

Horab Fibslager

#61
October 13, 2005, 09:27:40 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: Rabid Badger of God
Quote from:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:
I should try this out!
It actually looks like LSD is safer.  

Quote from: TiggerThat wasn't an experiment, not really.
I know, I was teasing.

1.  Safe?  NOTHING is "safe".  

2.  I know.

who let you listen to billy idol again?
Hell is other people.

Rev. St. Syn, KSC (Ret.)

#62
October 13, 2005, 10:44:43 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerI fucking hate this month.  On the 31st, I age yet another year.

:evil:
Halloween - figures...
Synaptyclypse Generator Publishing Sect, POEE International Resource Center

agent compassion

#63
October 13, 2005, 05:42:28 PM
You know what's fun? Mixing caffiene and cold medicine. I did that by accident one day at work. I thought if I spaced it out I'd be fine. By midafternoon I could barely stand up. I didn't even know my heart could go that fast, I normally have a pretty slow heart rate, around 75 bpm, but this was like fluttering.

'I'll take you out for a meal with Mr. and Mrs. Pain, order up some violent quiche. Do you want some?' - ++++++ Moon

Shibboleet The Annihilator

#64
October 13, 2005, 07:29:12 PM
You ought to try it again with much higher doses and report your experience to us.

BADGE OF HONOR

#65
October 13, 2005, 09:07:40 PM
Quote from: mc chrisThe Tussin, the Tussin
Put it down like it was nothing
Robocop couldn't stop me puking and flushin
No balls to be bustin, no fightin, no cussin
Just love for a drug called Robotussin!
The Jerk On Bike rolled his eyes and tossed the waffle back over his shoulder--before it struck the ground, a stout, disconcertingly monkey-like dog sprang into the air and snatched it, and began to masticate it--literally--for the sound it made was like a homonculus squatting on the floor muttering "masticate masticate masticate".

The Good Reverend Roger

#66
January 11, 2013, 09:01:31 PM
Quote from: Technocracy on October 08, 2005, 12:25:03 AM
The weather starts getting cold enough the homeless start their migration to warmer climates to panhandle

I get to answer the door on Halloween to find little children collecting for UNICEF which allows me to laugh and slam the door in their little socialist faces

The lawn no longer needs to be cut by the illeagal aliens I underpay


Perfect example of The Loser.

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.
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