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What I want.

Started by Pope Lucifer KSC, April 11, 2004, 09:30:19 AM

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What do you want?

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Trollax

#15
April 18, 2004, 03:02:52 AM
Two plane tickets:

One, return to Washington
The other, one-way to Sydney

When the house sells, I'll have enough money for that...

Plaidikins

#16
April 19, 2004, 07:14:01 PM
I want a dog. ...Or for Wonder Woman to be real. Or, better yet, both and for her to be my girlfriend. No, wait, scratch that last bit. I don't want to die like the rest of the people she's dated... Maybe just a fling? That's better.

I want a dog and to have a fling with Wonder Woman.

That's my final answer.

BADGE OF HONOR

#17
April 19, 2004, 07:36:34 PM
I want this:



Now that is a reason to want to go home.
The Jerk On Bike rolled his eyes and tossed the waffle back over his shoulder--before it struck the ground, a stout, disconcertingly monkey-like dog sprang into the air and snatched it, and began to masticate it--literally--for the sound it made was like a homonculus squatting on the floor muttering "masticate masticate masticate".

moron wang

#18
April 19, 2004, 08:23:07 PM
yeah!!!





what is it?

Malaria test subject #777

#19
April 19, 2004, 08:26:56 PM
Quote from: wangyeah!!!





what is it?
Are you blind, man?
It's a camera. :roll:
A lab accident in the sperm bank made me what I am today.

moron wang

#20
April 19, 2004, 08:50:43 PM
ok i thought i was gonna think it was cool

i was wrong.... please enlighten me :(

Bella

#21
April 19, 2004, 08:58:50 PM
Quote from: Malaria test subject #777
Quote from: wangyeah!!!





what is it?
Are you blind, man?
It's a camera. :roll:
I think she's talking about the man holding the camera.

Sheesh!
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

sakredchao

#22
April 19, 2004, 09:23:31 PM
i want to find the one decent woman in this world and father her children.

i've been looking under rocks, but so far have only found bugs.
consistancy is the blah blah-blin of blah blah blah

Anonymous

#23
April 19, 2004, 11:03:27 PM
Quote from: PlaidikinsI want a dog. ...Or for Wonder Woman to be real. Or, better yet, both and for her to be my girlfriend. No, wait, scratch that last bit. I don't want to die like the rest of the people she's dated... Maybe just a fling? That's better.

I want a dog and to have a fling with Wonder Woman.

That's my final answer.

Plaidikins

#24
April 19, 2004, 11:06:22 PM
Arg. That was me. I wasn't logged in, but I was trying to fix a typo I noticed... But I quoted myself on accident.

*Holds up a big sign that reads "I'm an idiot!"*

The Good Reverend Roger

#25
April 20, 2004, 06:38:24 AM
I still want a giant battle robot that breaths fire, and can crush a city bus.

Is that too much to ask for?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Bella

#26
April 20, 2004, 06:42:24 AM
Nope, it sure isn't, Roger.

I want to watch your giant fire breathing robot crush that city bus, k?
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

Trollax

#27
April 20, 2004, 06:46:05 AM
I want an easy trip to the US. And a hassle free interation with the bureaucracy whilst I'm there...

Bella

#28
April 20, 2004, 06:51:36 AM
I hope you get that, Trollax, but in my experience there's no such thing as hassle-free bureaucracy in Amurrica.
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

Trollax

#29
April 20, 2004, 06:56:13 AM
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomI hope you get that, Trollax, but in my experience there's no such thing as hassle-free bureaucracy in Amurrica.

There's no such thing as hassle-free bureaucracy in australia either. Just reading the immigration department website made me nauseous... it wasn't english it was all in legalese
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