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Re: How did you find Eris(and what did you do to her )
« Reply #120 on: May 19, 2008, 08:06:44 pm »
LMNO, put that away... you'll scare her off, every gentleman knows you don't fap until the second post.
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Re: How did you find Eris(and what did you do to her )
« Reply #121 on: May 19, 2008, 08:13:37 pm »
Gentleman?  Where?


Not to mention, if her profession is as she claims, she's probably used to it by now.

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Re: How did you find Eris(and what did you do to her )
« Reply #122 on: May 19, 2008, 09:05:02 pm »
holla back everybody :)
Hey there, I think I remember you....you weren't signed up at the POEE forums as "kiss-eris", were you?
yes,i had an account with the name "kiss-eris" ,didnt use it much thou.dunno if i will use this one a lot either  :p
Sorry to say, the Discordians are sick, too.
There is no "fine" anywhere.
Also, hi.  Interesting first post.
i dunno what u understand from bein fine or sick,but i wasnt the one to be treated in a pshyciatry clinic,thats what i meant,
and again thanks for the comment  :wink:
Incidentally, where might I look over your body... of work?
my website (www.kiss-eris.nl) is under construction at the moment,so is not active but here you can see couple pics of mine plus a trailer on the movies page (http://www.passion4porn.nl/Nude-shoots/Album4.htm) and if u want,will let you know whenever my own is activated  :)
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Re: How did you find Eris(and what did you do to her )
« Reply #123 on: May 19, 2008, 09:20:26 pm »

And dear Ratatosk...


*squeee* my tail just went all bushy!
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Re: How did you find Eris(and what did you do to her )
« Reply #124 on: May 19, 2008, 09:22:36 pm »

And dear Ratatosk...


*squeee* my tail just went all bushy!

"Tail"    "Bushy"
NUDGE NUDGE WINK WINK

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Re: How did you find Eris(and what did you do to her )
« Reply #125 on: May 19, 2008, 09:24:13 pm »

And dear Ratatosk...


*squeee* my tail just went all bushy!

"Tail"    "Bushy"
NUDGE NUDGE WINK WINK

Say no more... a nudge is as good as a wink to a blind man...
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Re: How did you find Eris(and what did you do to her )
« Reply #126 on: May 19, 2008, 11:08:02 pm »

And dear Ratatosk...


*squeee* my tail just went all bushy!

"Tail"    "Bushy"
NUDGE NUDGE WINK WINK

Say no more... a nudge is as good as a wink to a blind man...

A nod's as good as a wink to a blind bat.

A nudge would be discernible, since it involves poking people!

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Re: How did you find Eris(and what did you do to her )
« Reply #127 on: May 19, 2008, 11:17:53 pm »

And dear Ratatosk...


*squeee* my tail just went all bushy!

"Tail"    "Bushy"
NUDGE NUDGE WINK http://www.ipower.com/check/mail_check.bmlWINK

Say no more... a nudge is as good as a wink to a blind man...

A nod's as good as a wink to a blind bat.

A nudge would be discernible, since it involves poking people!

oh i FAIL
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Re: How did you find Eris(and what did you do to her )
« Reply #128 on: May 19, 2008, 11:22:05 pm »
MEMORAIS MOAR ABSURDIST HUMAR!  (Because, you know, that's exactly what Monty Python would have done)

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Re: How did you find Eris(and what did you do to her )
« Reply #129 on: May 19, 2008, 11:41:23 pm »
MEMORAIS MOAR ABSURDIST HUMAR!  (Because, you know, that's exactly what Monty Python would have done)


*cue song*

I lost my ego
to a MiGo
when She stole...
my brain.

I lost my ego
to a MiGo
and all I got was
this refrain

Oh you might fall for a shoggoth or a Nightgaunt or a Deep One
But I find the best one

has leathery wings

So don't tell me of Dagon or Nodens or Hastur
cause I'll get there faster

on leathery wings

I lost my ego
to a MiGo
when She stole...
my brain.

I lost my ego
to a MiGo
and all I got was
this refrain
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Re: How did you find Eris(and what did you do to her )
« Reply #130 on: May 20, 2008, 12:00:46 am »
A shoggoth once bit my sister.

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Re: How did you find Eris(and what did you do to her )
« Reply #131 on: May 20, 2008, 03:56:55 am »
A shoggoth once bit my sister.

FUCK YUO, MY SHOGGOTH DIED OF BITING SISTERS!

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Re: How did you find Eris(and what did you do to her )
« Reply #132 on: January 27, 2009, 02:17:06 am »
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Re: How did you find Eris(and what did you do to her )
« Reply #133 on: January 29, 2009, 11:10:18 pm »
Eris kicked me in the shin when I met the man who is now my fiance. A while later, we actually met at sushi party and got drunk on plum sake.
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Re: How did you find Eris(and what did you do to her )
« Reply #134 on: January 30, 2009, 12:50:38 am »
Eris kicked me in the shin when I met the man who is now my fiance. A while later, we actually met at sushi party and got drunk on plum sake.

Who the fuck drinks Sake?
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