How did you find Eris(and what did you do to her )

[Pope Shiny Beads]

Eris and I have crossed paths numerous times, so far (thankfully) missing each other each time.  However being occasionally in her wake has been dare I say 'Illuminating'.  My first time I must have been the tender age of 16 or 17, when I read a few grafitti'd scrawls on the wall saying Fnord!  Obviously I had no idea at the time what the hell it all meant, but this was for me High school, which was like almost 20 years ago to me now, a year or two later I picked up the Shea & Wilson Illuminantus trilogy which I know not everyone cares for but as a start was quite shocking (at least to me in my Straightlaced world) and scary but funny at the same time, where I learned the nature of 'Fnord' and the bell rang in my head and yes I think I did salivate upon hearing it.  I passed along the book to friends who rather enjoyed the crazy romp, them being a little more 'hip' in the whole drug culture connected with others as stoners seem to do, and they talked and word was passed to me that the PD that was regularly quoted was a real book, and not just some fictional piece of work, they claimed it was made by RAW & Shea (not knowing the real circumstances) that supposedly it was just something that they made up to help promote the book.  I collected the quotes and did my own searchings very intrigued by it all, though it took another year before I actually met up with people who had an actual copy of it, a Steve Jackson version.  They were a little more informed about the actual origins and the like in part because they were part of that inner steve jackson games crowd/circle, being regular beta testers and all that, and understanding the craziness of PD and Illuminantus was almost required to be a part of that world.  Within a few months, I had my own copy, but it wasn't a SJG copy, but a loompanics version though with the purple cover not the yellow.  And I started to really understand what was going on.

The funny thing was is that each and every time I came across the work was usually in May, each and every year starting from when I first saw the Fnord scribbled on the wall.  Right up until I moved out of the SJG beta-testers I was actually crashing with at the time.  Always right around May.  I started to devote myself to all this and it pretty much as stuck for the past 15 years, though in a very passive sense, with the occasional outbursts of crazy inspiration to do something, though they only happened sporatically, and no longer were they only in may, given the fact I had noticed already and Eris didn't need to indirectly hit me with that clue-by-four anymore.  A few years back I 'published' (I use the term very loosely) a compendium of discordian works which I called the Discordia Totalus, it contained the Principia Discordia, the Metaclysmia Discordia, The Summa Discordia, the Book of Eris, and The Zenarchist Cookbook, with the Apocrypha tacked onto the end.  It was something like 700 pages in total in hardcover via lulu printing (those who know lulu understand why I use the term publish very loosley).  Weighty enough that if someone bible thumped me I had a hard thick book now to thump them back with, hopefully causing injury.

The copy has since passed from my hands hopefully thumping others either with its content, or at least its weighty goodness over ones head.  Locally I did the whole EGGGASM thing here this past easter though I didn't talk about it, beyond my live in gf who still doesn't get it (she might, she might not, only time and Eris can tell), I plan on doing a little more solo mindfucks throughout the year because as I am on the road to age 40 now, I know that my 'faith' isn't just a teenaged whimsical desire to be a rebel, but something a little more real.

I tend to still come across as straight laced still (not like a mormon so much just as someone who doesn't look like they fit into any subculture, a faceless drone if you will) it gives me the perfect disguise to play with people because normal blinders are not up when I am around.  I don't know if I will make much contribution to the greater discordia as a whole, or even to these forums, all I know is that I am just a person who has been discordian whether I knew it or not for almost 20 years, and probably will for the next 40 years barring any chaotic accidents causing my untimely demise, but hey... crap happens.  Maybe Eris will come and pay me a personal visit and Ill find myself a raving lunatic homeless preacher type wearing a poncho with the chao on it with a beard down to my toes?  Who knows only time and Eris will tell.

[hooplala]

a compendium of discordian works which I called the Discordia Totalus, it contained the Principia Discordia, the Metaclysmia Discordia, The Summa Discordia, the Book of Eris, and The Zenarchist Cookbook, with the Apocrypha tacked onto the end. 

It wasn't totalus if it didn't have the Wise Book of Baloney.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Hello, Pope Shiny Beads!

[Jenne]

*likes Shiny Beads*

[barumunk]

*likes beads that are shinny*

heya beady person

[Iason Ouabache]

Is it too much to ask for someone to make a filter that would make it impossible to have the word "Pope" in your user name? 

[hooplala]

Yes.

[AFK]

Welcome PSB.  You've been acronymized so that means you have to stay.

[LMNO]

Hi Shiney.


Have you figured out it's all bullshit yet?

[Pope Shiny Beads]

I'm forced to stay?  That almost makes me wanna leave.  Not that I am all 'reactionary' to everything, but ya know, its better than doing exactly what people say.  Regarding Pope, it used to be Rev. Shiny Beads, but I figured after thumping a few people calling myself a Rev. they seemed to latch on to it avoiding the Shiny Beads, (its okay to call someone 'Hey Rev' I guess) so I figured Id step down and fill my shoes properly and use Pope.  I could use Mome but... been there done that, whole other story.

The Discordia Totalus I guess was my own 'KJV1611' purposely avoiding a few books I found out there (like Jonestown, which is a massive book on its own) but still thick enough to be something that if dropped flat on a table would cause people to jump.  Only a few copies got printed (infact it still says 3 copies were ever put out) it was just a way for me to get my own copy of the book in hardcover format to hit stupid people with.  I like the fact as I get older people take me more and more seriously, having a big book helps, not that I have my own copy anymore, but I feel its best to make individual books these days, as opposed to compendiums, people balk at seeing large books, smaller books less so.

Is it all bullshit?  Isn't that what makes the plants grow?  If so maybe that aint so bad. Do I go and declare everything about the PD as gospel, like a indoctrinated robot?  Me thinks not.  I do admit that I am a tad 'conservative' in my 'faith' which is to say that I am less likely to jump on rooftops screaming memes at people in a version of shock therapy, it has its place, just not something I am wont to do.

PSB

[hooplala]

I'm still saddened that the WBOB was left out. 

[LMNO]

Shine, I suggest you take a look at our Black Iron Prison project:

http://www.poee.co.uk/bip

You might like it.

[Suu]

When I met Eris...she made me buy her an orange mocha frappaccino. What a fruitcake.

[P3nT4gR4m]

Yippee - another promising new noob!

1) Go fuck yourself

2) Avatar or repeat step 1 (in the ear)

3) Welcome to boards

[Dido]

I have an aple shaped birth mark and idiot parents who named me Goldie.

Dido,
refuses too lazy to be promising.