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Re: How did you find Eris(and what did you do to her )
« Reply #165 on: February 13, 2009, 03:45:36 am »
StumbleUpon to Postergasm
Postergasm to BIP
BIP to Principia Discordia.

Srsly?  In reverse?

That's pretty awesome.

To this day I still think BIP is better than the Principia.
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Re: How did you find Eris(and what did you do to her )
« Reply #166 on: February 13, 2009, 05:23:06 am »
It is.  Until some fucking upstart turns everything on it's head in four decades.

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Re: How did you find Eris(and what did you do to her )
« Reply #167 on: October 10, 2018, 10:30:36 pm »
Even though I have been an Erisian all my life,here is the story of how I  first met Eris.This is from the "Book of Eris"
THE REVELATION OF REV.VERTHAINE THE GOTH
 And lo,there I was,decked out in my finest gothic and leather clothing,sipping a White Russian at the bar of my favourite goth club,and contemplating the sad state of the world.I lit up a clove and turned to watch the leatherboys,gothchicks,and vampyre wannabees do bad Tai Chi on the dance floor.All of a sudden everything froze,but only I and the music was still active.A beautiful woman in black leather and rainbow colored hair appeared on the dancefloor.I couldn't keep my eyes off her.Her eyes shone like the sun.Each move of her delicate arms told the story of Creation.She walked up to me and said
"I am ERIS KALLISTI DISCORDIA.I am the Goddess of Chaos.With me all things are possible.I have come to you to teach you many things,Verthaine."
I fell on my knees and cried out "I am not worthy!" She looked at me and smile.
"All are worthy in the eyes of Chaos.Stand up,my silly goth boy,for I have something of importance to ask of you"

I stood up,and awaited with anticipation of what a goddess like Eris would ask me to do."Your wish is my command." I said.She smiled at me,and with a twinkle in her eyes she said onto me:
"Can you spare one of those clove cigarettes?"
And thus I was enlightened.


Any other testemonials out there

From a necrobumping POV, this is the very bottom of the second layer of PD.  Before this, there was only POIB & Velvet Jesus.

I mean, besides Cain and I.
Well, that's hardly my fault.  I was just doing what I do, doing my little dance, singing my little song, you know?  And then Hirley0 got on the dance floor and said

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And I did.  I didn't feel like I had any choice.  Between P-Funk and Hirley0, I became the man reptillian menace I am today.

Bootsy Collins did this to me.

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Re: How did you find Eris(and what did you do to her )
« Reply #168 on: October 11, 2018, 01:06:03 pm »
Oh, Verthaine.  I miss him.

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Re: How did you find Eris(and what did you do to her )
« Reply #169 on: October 11, 2018, 01:31:04 pm »
Me too.

I googled him fairly recently to see if anything new came up from other sites... sadly no. Hope he’s ok.
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Re: How did you find Eris(and what did you do to her )
« Reply #170 on: October 11, 2018, 04:36:37 pm »
Me too.

I googled him fairly recently to see if anything new came up from other sites... sadly no. Hope he’s ok.

I haven't seen hide nor hair of him since his daughter was badly injured in Iraq.  He said at that time that he had to go, for obvious reasons.
Well, that's hardly my fault.  I was just doing what I do, doing my little dance, singing my little song, you know?  And then Hirley0 got on the dance floor and said

SHAKE THAT
First ^  Then V

And I did.  I didn't feel like I had any choice.  Between P-Funk and Hirley0, I became the man reptillian menace I am today.

Bootsy Collins did this to me.

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Re: How did you find Eris(and what did you do to her )
« Reply #171 on: October 11, 2018, 06:02:08 pm »
I've got a print copy of the Book of Chaos And It's Virtues. (Oh Eris, How I hate that apostrophe)

Its a great read. Not my style of Discordia, but I appreciate that old St. Vincent was drinking from the source.


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