How did you find Eris(and what did you do to her )

[Bebek Sincap Ratatosk]

LMNO, put that away... you'll scare her off, every gentleman knows you don't fap until the second post.

[LMNO]

Gentleman?  Where?


Not to mention, if her profession is as she claims, she's probably used to it by now.

[Purpleris Niaiseris]

holla back everybody

Hey there, I think I remember you....you weren't signed up at the POEE forums as "kiss-eris", were you?

yes,i had an account with the name "kiss-eris" ,didnt use it much thou.dunno if i will use this one a lot either 

Sorry to say, the Discordians are sick, too.
There is no "fine" anywhere.
Also, hi.  Interesting first post.

i dunno what u understand from bein fine or sick,but i wasnt the one to be treated in a pshyciatry clinic,thats what i meant,
and again thanks for the comment 

Incidentally, where might I look over your body... of work?

my website (www.kiss-eris.nl) is under construction at the moment,so is not active but here you can see couple pics of mine plus a trailer on the movies page (http://www.passion4porn.nl/Nude-shoots/Album4.htm) and if u want,will let you know whenever my own is activated 
And dear Ratatosk,for my first mittens,
55,555 thanks
cheers!

[Bebek Sincap Ratatosk]

And dear Ratatosk...

*squeee* my tail just went all bushy!

[e]

And dear Ratatosk...

*squeee* my tail just went all bushy!

"Tail"    "Bushy"
NUDGE NUDGE WINK WINK

[Bebek Sincap Ratatosk]

And dear Ratatosk...

*squeee* my tail just went all bushy!

"Tail"    "Bushy"
NUDGE NUDGE WINK WINK

Say no more... a nudge is as good as a wink to a blind man...

[e]

And dear Ratatosk...

*squeee* my tail just went all bushy!

"Tail"    "Bushy"
NUDGE NUDGE WINK WINK

Say no more... a nudge is as good as a wink to a blind man...

A nod's as good as a wink to a blind bat.

A nudge would be discernible, since it involves poking people!

[Bebek Sincap Ratatosk]

And dear Ratatosk...

*squeee* my tail just went all bushy!

"Tail"    "Bushy"
NUDGE NUDGE WINK http://www.ipower.com/check/mail_check.bmlWINK

Say no more... a nudge is as good as a wink to a blind man...

A nod's as good as a wink to a blind bat.

A nudge would be discernible, since it involves poking people!

oh i FAIL

[e]

MEMORAIS MOAR ABSURDIST HUMAR!  (Because, you know, that's exactly what Monty Python would have done)

[Bebek Sincap Ratatosk]

MEMORAIS MOAR ABSURDIST HUMAR!  (Because, you know, that's exactly what Monty Python would have done)

*cue song*

I lost my ego
to a MiGo
when She stole...
my brain.

I lost my ego
to a MiGo
and all I got was
this refrain

Oh you might fall for a shoggoth or a Nightgaunt or a Deep One
But I find the best one

has leathery wings

So don't tell me of Dagon or Nodens or Hastur
cause I'll get there faster

on leathery wings

I lost my ego
to a MiGo
when She stole...
my brain.

I lost my ego
to a MiGo
and all I got was
this refrain

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A shoggoth once bit my sister.

[Jasper]

A shoggoth once bit my sister.

FUCK YUO, MY SHOGGOTH DIED OF BITING SISTERS!

[the last yatto]

The Discordia Totalus
Only a few copies got printed (infact it still says 3 copies were ever put out) it was just a way for me to get my own copy of the book in hardcover format to hit stupid people with. 

4 copies now

[Quercus]

Eris kicked me in the shin when I met the man who is now my fiance. A while later, we actually met at sushi party and got drunk on plum sake.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Eris kicked me in the shin when I met the man who is now my fiance. A while later, we actually met at sushi party and got drunk on plum sake.

Who the fuck drinks Sake?