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Started by Cramulus, November 14, 2008, 04:09:03 PM

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BADGE OF HONOR

#60
November 19, 2008, 10:31:33 AM
"I HAVE TAKEN A STAND AGAINST SOMETHING AND I AM GOING TO VIGOROUSLY ARGUE AGAINST IT EVERY CHANCE I GET, NO MATTER HOW GOOD IT MAKES THAT THING LOOK!"
The Jerk On Bike rolled his eyes and tossed the waffle back over his shoulder--before it struck the ground, a stout, disconcertingly monkey-like dog sprang into the air and snatched it, and began to masticate it--literally--for the sound it made was like a homonculus squatting on the floor muttering "masticate masticate masticate".

Cain

#61
November 19, 2008, 10:34:54 AM
Kind of like Daruko, writ large.

I would have taken up suicide as a hobby if he had argued against it and its elitist, clique like nature.

P3nT4gR4m

#62
November 19, 2008, 11:32:40 AM
Quote from: Cain on November 19, 2008, 10:02:38 AM
Jack Chick is trolling. I know its obvious, but he's making Satanism sound way better than Christianity right now.

That's a blatant exaggeration. Satanism is, at best, slightly better than Christianity  :lulz:

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Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

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Cramulus

#63
November 19, 2008, 07:43:50 PM
I love it in Jack Chick comics when the dude goes to hell and is like, "What? Hell is terrible! I thought it was going to be a party like I've heard about in rock songs!"

Cramulus

#64
May 31, 2009, 04:12:09 PM
BUMP

EVERYBODY EAT SHIT

Golden Applesauce

#65
May 31, 2009, 10:10:52 PM
This reminds me, I should run a D&D game on here.  Anybody interested?

ETA: 2^10th post! w00t!
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Telarus

#66
May 31, 2009, 10:28:06 PM
I want to run old D&D modules with the OneRollEngine (Reign/etc)....

:lulz:
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#67
June 13, 2009, 08:35:49 PM
Quote from: GA on May 31, 2009, 10:10:52 PM
This reminds me, I should run a D&D game on here.  Anybody interested?

ETA: 2^10th post! w00t!

I'm interested, but it must be version 3.5 or earlier!

I consider the new 4th edition to be an unabashed attempt to rip off all of the loyal players who had just shelled out Hundreds of dollars for version 3.5...

...Also, 4e is a blasphemous tool of Grayface! You can no longer be Chaotic Good or Lawful Evil in 4e!

but anyway, yaeh, if its 3.5e or eariler I'd be very interested in a D&D game.

I'm actually working on something I call "The D&D 3.5 Netbook of the SubGenius", here's an excerpt:

QuoteSacred 9-Iron of Janor Hypercleats [Relic]:

By the uninitiated, this cold-iron golf club can be used much like a +1 Cold-Iron Light-Mace (although proficiency with the light mace does not make a character proficient with it, it is balanced much differently). To a worshipper of The Bleeding Head of Arnold Palmer*, it takes on far more incredible powers
Relic Powers: When the proper divine connection has been established, the sacred 9-iron acts as a +1 Anarchic Vorpal (Cold Iorn) Light Mace, and automatically grants it wielder proficiency with its use.
The 9-iron also grants its user a number of additional powers (provided that the relic powers have been activated:
Launch Item: The Sacred 9-Iron can be used to "launch" throun splash weapons with a range increment of 60 feet (rather than the item's usual range increment). This takes a full round action. Despite the force with which the container of the splash weapon is struck by the club, there is no chance that its container will shatter.
Acubeating: The sacred 9-Iron can be used for the healing art of "acubeating", in which an attack roll may be substituted for a heal check.

To activate the Sacred 9-Iron's relic powers, a character must worship either J.R."BOB" Dobbs or the Bleeding Head of Arnold Palmer and sacrifice a 9th level divine spell slot on every day on which the item's relic powers are used. Alternately, a user of the relic may activate its powers by sacrificing only a 6th level spell slot if they participate in a special hour-long ritual in which an idol of the Bleeding Head is launched at the conclusion of a musical worship ceremony (during which they expend five daily uses of Bardic Music); Participating in this ritual allows the user to activate the relic's powers with a 6th level spell slot each day instead of a 9th level spell slot each day, for a period of one year.
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Requia ☣

#68
June 13, 2009, 08:39:52 PM
They're working under the assumption that Good is inherently Chaotic and Evil is inherently Lawful.
Inflatable dolls are not recognized flotation devices.

Arafelis

#69
June 13, 2009, 08:46:50 PM
I think the intent is a bit more nuanced than that, but it sounds perfectly reasonable to me!
"OTOH, I shook up your head...I must be doing something right.What's wrong with schisms?  Malaclypse the younger DID say "Discordians need to DISORGANIZE."  If my babbling causes a few sparks, well hell...it beats having us backslide into our own little greyness." - The Good Reverend Roger

The Good Reverend Roger

#70
June 13, 2009, 08:47:34 PM
Quote from: Requia on June 13, 2009, 08:39:52 PM
They're working under the assumption that Good is inherently Chaotic and Evil is inherently Lawful.

That's fucking ridiculous.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Cain

#71
June 13, 2009, 08:55:24 PM
I work under the assumption good is automatically stupid, and evil is automatically stylish.

Requia ☣

#72
June 13, 2009, 09:02:40 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 13, 2009, 08:47:34 PM
Quote from: Requia on June 13, 2009, 08:39:52 PM
They're working under the assumption that Good is inherently Chaotic and Evil is inherently Lawful.

That's fucking ridiculous.

Wizards went brain dead after Hasbro bought them.
Inflatable dolls are not recognized flotation devices.

The Good Reverend Roger

#73
June 13, 2009, 09:03:12 PM
Quote from: Cain on June 13, 2009, 08:55:24 PM
I work under the assumption good is automatically stupid, and evil is automatically stylish.

That's closer.

I work under the assumption that good is definitely out of fashion, and evil has way better PR.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#74
June 13, 2009, 09:03:39 PM
Quote from: Requia on June 13, 2009, 09:02:40 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 13, 2009, 08:47:34 PM
Quote from: Requia on June 13, 2009, 08:39:52 PM
They're working under the assumption that Good is inherently Chaotic and Evil is inherently Lawful.

That's fucking ridiculous.

Wizards went brain dead after Hasbro bought them.

TSR wend brain dead after WOTC bought them.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.
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