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[Cramulus]

Intermittens Staff:

Writers:
Payne - will write a General column
Cainad - writes "Who Killed the Lulz"
RWHN - will do "some writing"
Hoopla - Advice Column / Glorious Antics
Manta Obscura - some column
Requiem - Horrormirth (current events)
Nigel - Pranking
Iason - take some of the questions from Billy Graham's daily column and answer them from a Discordian perspective
Jenne - Speaking as a Mother


Artists:
Telarus - will provide doodles or layout on demand
Nurbldoff - Illustrations (suggestions must be provided)
Harlequin - Artwork


Misc.
Khara - Miscellaneous assistance ("I'm in to do whatever is needed.")
Vexati0n - Something
LMNO - something
Faust - hosting & distribution
Payne - pool boy, fetch me another mint julep

This is where you say,


"I'm interested in writing a regular column for Intermittens about ______.

or "I'm interested in being a staff member who ______" (draws art) (lays out magazine) (distributes magazine to five or six different websites)



so like someone might say, "I'll write a science column"
or make us some cutups
"I can draw silly doodles for marginalia"
maybe you can do an interview
or a puzzle
or a comic strip




when someone steps up to edit an issue, they'll post the THEME
and you'll riff on that until you've got

• a little less than a page (room for graphics)
• a spread
• a longer article, 6pages MAX
• a graphic, a sidebar, SOMETHING

this will encourage editors to step up and do the editing
because they know some people will be backing them up with fresh content.

Do you have the AWESOME ENOUGH
to put your name on something NEW?

[Telarus]

Hit me up for art/doodles and layout.

[Payne]

I'm good for:

Guest editing, Image creation (as you know), I could probably write a General column too

[Cainad (dec.)]

"Who Killed the Lulz?" columnist; will work for mittens and for the lulz.

[hooplala]

Enrico would like to write a regular column entitled "Did Someone Say Gorgeous", which could be either straight out advice colomn, or just random bullshit.

[Cramulus]

layout.

LAYOUT you say?
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Can you work any magic on issue 1?

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[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Fuuuuuck I want to say that I would like to write a regular column about pranking, but I know full well that I have too many obligations and will probably not keep up... but I still want to.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I need to start writing again.

I could barf up some high quality hate...but you're not really into that, IIRC.

[ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞]

I need to start writing again.

I could barf up some high quality hate...but you're not really into that, IIRC.

I am.

Pls to barf into Intermittens.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I need to start writing again.

I could barf up some high quality hate...but you're not really into that, IIRC.

I am.

Pls to barf into Intermittens.

WHEN IS DUE?

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I need to start writing again.

I could barf up some high quality hate...but you're not really into that, IIRC.

I am.

Pls to barf into Intermittens.

WHEN IS DUE?

Whenever somebody starts putting together the next issue.

I dunno.

[Cramulus]

I need to start writing again.

I could barf up some high quality hate...but you're not really into that, IIRC.

nah I love your hate
especially the high quality stuff - still some of the best writing on this board

I'm personally a bit too easygoing, or perhaps well fibered, to shit hate like yours. But that doesn't mean I don't dig your steamy angerpoo.



but also keep in mind I'm not the only editor here - Payne's doing an issue and Val's doing an issue and you could even do an issue if you wanted.

signing up here is saying "whoever's putting together an issue, I volunteer to write a column (relating to the issue's theme)."

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What's the next theme?

[AFK]

I can do some writing.  And I may be able to do the editor thing for an issue.  But those with the actual gumption obviously should go first.  But put me down for some writing for now.